Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 NOPE ! Tried it.....thot I was gonna die ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 dunt worry yersef none Hawk! I'll take vigilant watch o'r yer tab until yer return...no matter how many cowboys-- wuts thinks they is Purdy-- try to get at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Thanks Caliope! Of course you four lovely ladies are welcome to drink all you want on me...and I even had Bottles make sure he had plenty of that ginger ale stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I guess was flying under the radar,he, he, Boy is someone in for a big surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Hey Padre....you be nice to these ladies.....unlike me they actually are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 What's this NICE you speak of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 what's nice?? Calamity Kris, Whiskey Business, Caliope Cupcake and Complicated Lady!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 what's nice?? Calamity Kris, Whiskey Business, Caliope Cupcake and Complicated Lady!!! They's wemmen, I'm not, so how's can I be nice? I ain't purry Boy so don't go hitting me. I hit back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Yes, they's wimmen's, so it ain't gonna hurt none of ya to pretend youse iz gentlemen for a week and treat em' all like a lady should be treated..... instead of the way ya all act round me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I ain't never been called a gentlemen so I don't know how to act. I guess I just be my self. Boy are they in trouble now he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'll be a seeun Whiskey this weekend...and I'll treat her like the lady that she is, and how's I treat all wimmen,,, I greet them with a kiss on the hand! Y'all just ask any of the wimmen folk in FL!!! I'll explain how I got tu be calt Purdy Boy later,,,,,again, it wuzzn't my doing,,,but it fits......sorta... PB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 If you say so....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'll be a seeun Whiskey this weekend...and I'll treat her like the lady that she is, and how's I treat all wimmen,,, I greet them with a kiss on the hand! Y'all just ask any of the wimmen folk in FL!!! I'll explain how I got tu be calt Purdy Boy later,,,,,again, it wuzzn't my doing,,,but it fits......sorta... PB Youes also take'm to the water hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bottles Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Thank you for your VERY generous payment Apache. Everyone....... Drinks are on Calico's tab. Belly up!!!! Bottles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 That's it!!!! Guess I'm just gonna hafta take the laptop with me and keep an eye on all youse AND my tab!!!! So much for that romantic honeymoon I spent 25 YEARS dreaming of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 That's it!!!! Guess I'm just gonna hafta take the laptop with me and keep an eye on all youse AND my tab!!!! So much for that romantic honeymoon I spent 25 YEARS dreaming of..... And we's though youes been living it for 25 years . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Not as a vacation we haven't, not with two kids and jobs and I fergit how many cats, and the mortgage payment and so on..... this is a special week....OR AT LEAST IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Well, This should get interesting later in the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Not as a vacation we haven't, not with two kids and jobs and I fergit how many cats, and the mortgage payment and so on..... this is a special week....OR AT LEAST IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!! I hear you O don't forget your tab at Bottles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Utah has interweb connectivity now? who knew?? The great thing about this here virtual Saloon, is we can burn it down one minute, and raise a Saloon building party and have it rebuilt the next. I'm not taking a laptop, don't want to deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Heck if I know it Utah has interwebs......why do ya think I wasn't gonna bother with it?? Oh, that and being busy looking for water holes with Buick..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Thank you for your VERY generous payment Apache. Everyone....... Drinks are on Calico's tab. Belly up!!!! Bottles Ahummmm...Bottles, I have a bottle or too of Bulleit on Miss calico's tab of course. Her and hubby will be two busy restin' up from da many swinn' holes sey find ta notice ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Grizz, don't you think it's about time you tell Bottles and these other yahoos (namely Hawk) that you've SEEN my house, so you know for a fact that when I say I don't got no money I ain't lyin'???? I ain't paying no bar tab.....I can't even afford the dang trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Grizz, don't you think it's about time you tell Bottles and these other yahoos (namely Hawk) that you've SEEN my house, so you know for a fact that when I say I don't got no money I ain't lyin'???? I ain't paying no bar tab.....I can't even afford the dang trip! Welt...dat bein' said Calico....... I heraded Bottles askin fer volenteers ta show ya da door, on account ya can't pay...... Din all dim white boys started lookin my way......so's I slipped out da back. Don't know who dat unlucky soul is ! !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'll be a seeun Whiskey this weekend...and I'll treat her like the lady that she is, and how's I treat all wimmen,,, I greet them with a kiss on the hand! Y'all just ask any of the wimmen folk in FL!!! I'll explain how I got tu be calt Purdy Boy later,,,,,again, it wuzzn't my doing,,,but it fits......sorta... PB I got a hug from Whiskey last Sat when we shot over at Cherokee Cowboys. After I got that hug I ended up with a stage DQ for dropping an unloaded pistol which landed barrel first in the mud putting all kinds of crud down the barrel and ejector housing. I also got the much dreaded trifecta on another stage, a P, MSV and a miss all on my rifle. I also was awarded the renown "Fido's Ass" button for the shoot for all my misfortune. So Purdy Boy, be careful around Whiskey....she's bad juju! Speaking of Whiskey....she's been noticeably absent in this thread. Kajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Calico, I just paid your tab off. Not to worry, I just printed up a big batch of monies, ol' Bottles don't know no difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 For a hug from Miss Whiskey, I reckonn I'd take my chances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Thanks a lot Hawk......now I gotta go find sumwhere's else to play??? Geez, and I thought I had friends round here..... guess I'll just go play with Buick instead..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I got a hug from Whiskey last Sat when we shot over at Cherokee Cowboys. After I got that hug I ended up with a stage DQ for dropping an unloaded pistol which landed barrel first in the mud putting all kinds of crud down the barrel and ejector housing. I also got the much dreaded trifecta on another stage, a P, MSV and a miss all on my rifle. I also was awarded the renown "Fido's Ass" button for the shoot for all my misfortune. So Purdy Boy, be careful around Whiskey....she's bad juju! Speaking of Whiskey....she's been noticeably absent in this thread. Kajun Shore wished I had a hug from here Kajun...I truly do ! Now. I'm shore der was nother reason as ta why ya did dat bad.......an Whiskey didn't have a thin' ta do with it ! (yea.....rat !) Spect most ladies dat give ya a hug, ya react da same ole way ....so don't say other wise ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Thanks a lot Hawk......now I gotta go find sumwhere's else to play??? Geez, and I thought I had friends round here..... guess I'll just go play with Buick instead..... Hehehe....dat was da hole ideaer any how ! Playin wif Buick ...dat is ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Cheaten Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Hehehe....dat was da hole ideaer any how ! Playin wif Buick ...dat is ......... Bout time she fighter it out. some are slower than others I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 well, I'll be gone wed thru sunday, soze yuze iz gonna hav to play wit out me... I think you can handle it. Gee, me an Cali going off at the same time and not a word,,,,,,,,,,hmmmm pb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Culpepper, you ain't got nuthin over Buick, nuthin at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bottles Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Calico, I just paid your tab off. Not to worry, I just printed up a big batch of monies, ol' Bottles don't know no difference. Now see here Grizzly, we don't need none of yore she-nan-ee-gans in this here eeestablishment! I just so happen to know the difference. So if it's an 86-ing you want, just keep it up. And if not, then just keep drinkin' on Calico's tab.....just like everyone else. Apache, a fresh new bottle of Bulliet coming up. And a CLEAN glass as well for you sir. Bottles Now I gotta' go to the "back" room (aka the Wire). Them cowpokes just can't keep anything civil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Welt...dat bein' said Calico....... I heraded Bottles askin fer volenteers ta show ya da door, on account ya can't pay...... Din all dim white boys started lookin my way......so's I slipped out da back. Don't know who dat unlucky soul is ! !! Now see here Grizzly, we don't need none of yore she-nan-ee-gans in this here eeestablishment! I just so happen to know the difference. So if it's an 86-ing you want, just keep it up. And if not, then just keep drinkin' on Calico's tab.....just like everyone else. Apache, a fresh new bottle of Bulliet coming up. And a CLEAN glass as well for you sir. Bottles Now I gotta' go to the "back" room (aka the Wire). Them cowpokes just can't keep anything civil. Well since Calico is getting shown the door and booted out of the Saloon, then it stands to reason Calico don't have a tab no more to put nothing on...... So I guess Calico ain't buyin.......she's gonna sneak in once in a while to finish her story then find somewhere's else to go play... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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