Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Ladies, starting next Saturday I may or may not have any access to the Saloon for a week, so I need a big favor from ya'll. Somebody's gonna hafta keep an eye on these fellas and make sure they behave....at least as well as they are capable of.... Now, I'm not expecting miracles or anything, but it would be kinda nice if the place is still standing when I get back....and regardless of what they try to tell you, they are NOT, repeat NOT, allowed to put anything on my tab. I've already talked to Bottles about this, but you know how bad Hawk can be..... Now, it's gonna help that Grizz will be gone for a few days as well, you know how good he is at stirrin' up trouble. Definitely keep an eye on that Evil critter, he's having issues dealing with "Spring" right now. And trust me, if Purdy Boy Cheyenne Culpepper starts saying anything about a water hole, run for your lives! Let me know by Friday ifn' ya got any questions, oh, and by the way the whip and chair I use are stored behind the bar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I wouldn't want to feel my arm if I made that mistake..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Somebody's gonna hafta keep an eye on these fellas and make sure they behave Mary, any action or inaction is behavior. Now...about that whip and chair..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Done paid Bottles off ta tell ya dat ! He was not cheap........but well worth it, trust me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 yea, and Caliope dun went an sed she dun't like me....no wonder you asked her..... ;( btw, u kin git internet at mcdonalds pb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 I don't think we're gonna be in a lot of McDonald's while we're gone...and I'm not even sure if I'm taking my laptop at all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Somebody's gonna hafta keep an eye on these fellas and make sure they behave Mary, any action or inaction is behavior. Now...about that whip and chair..... OK, Joe, how about you all need to behave like GOOD boys instead of your normal selves...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 WHAT ? ? ? ? BEHAVE ? ? ? ? Never use dim words wif "be yur selfs at da same time ! Dat just aint rat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'm offended!!! CPK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Gosh...........well...........um..........gee.............uh......... that's a might tall order. I'm not sure if I can handle it. I guess if us ladies stick together we might make it. Keep your fingers crossed. {I'm not much of the enforcer type and I ain't much to look at. The only way I get Uno to pay attention to me is to wrap some cooked bacon around my wrists.} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Well, it shur don't work fer me....but maybe ifn' you ask em' nice......they might behave good fer you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Gosh...........well...........um..........gee.............uh......... that's a might tall order. I'm not sure if I can handle it. I guess if us ladies stick together we might make it. Keep your fingers crossed. {I'm not much of the enforcer type and I ain't much to look at. The only way I get Uno to pay attention to me is to wrap some cooked bacon around my wrists.} It aint what's on the outside Kris.......it's what's in the heart that counts ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Well, it shur don't work fer me....but maybe ifn' you ask em' nice......they might behave good fer you..... Dat's cuz ya don't ask Calico........... Maybe ya aint holdin' yur tongue just rat or got yur hair parted on da wrong side ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 I'm offended!!! CPK oh relax, didn't I call you a gentleman before?? You ain't one of the ones that's got me most worried... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Dat's cuz ya don't ask Calico........... Maybe ya aint holdin' yur tongue just rat or got yur hair parted on da wrong side ! how bout down the middle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 oh relax, didn't I call you a gentleman before?? You ain't one of the ones that's got me most worried... Yea CPK...........it be ME ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 how bout down the middle? C ? ! What I just tell ya............ya aint got it parted on da rat side ! DRINK UP FOLKSES .......CALICO'S BUYIN ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 gee whiz, I follow you from CO to TX to KA to Co, show you my favorite water hole, and u dunt trust me,,,welll (sed with my best Jack Benny Accent) pb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 NO I AIN'T!!!!!! BOTTLES KNOWS BETTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 gee whiz, I follow you from CO to TX to KA to Co, show you my favorite water hole, and u dunt trust me,,,welll (sed with my best Jack Benny Accent) pb Uh, I did trust you and now I'm in trouble......ya think there's a connection there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 NO I AIN'T!!!!!! BOTTLES KNOWS BETTER! I DONE DID PAY HIM OFF TA LET US DRINK ON YUR TAB ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Well, I might be away from home for a few days next week end, but I have a smart phone and a Kindle Fire, and I know how to use 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Well, I might be away from home for a few days next week end, but I have a smart phone and a Kindle Fire, and I know how to use 'em KA-----BOOM CALICO ! well did Grizz ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 I DONE DID PAY HIM OFF TA LET US DRINK ON YUR TAB ! You ain't that rich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 Well, I might be away from home for a few days next week end, but I have a smart phone and a Kindle Fire, and I know how to use 'em just cuz yer smart don't mean you can't cause trouble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 You ain't that rich! Nope, I aint......Bottles gotz it all now ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 just cuz yer smart don't mean you can't cause trouble... Guess dat means he's not gonna git caught ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 never said I was smart, just said I had a smart phone. ya know, the kind that can get on the interweb anywhere it can get a signal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 how would I know?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 never said I was smart, just said I had a smart phone. ya know, the kind that can get on the interweb anywhere it can get a signal. Oh......One of dim thingeys ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 yeah, my wife and kids made me get it, well, they got it for me actually for my birthday last year, it do come in handy now and agin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Unlike Calico.....I kin imagine ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I've been behaving badly all my life!! Why should you expect that I would change now??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Blackwater.....A feller adder my own heart ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 29, 2013 Author Share Posted April 29, 2013 but that's just the point...how bout trying to behave good for a change? Somethin' new and different? You just might like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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