Musical Drinking

[Subdeacon Joe]

Blatantly stolen from a Facebook post.

 

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't
serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between
them. After a few drinks, the fifth is
diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the
situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the
bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in,
but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a
minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar
and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight.
Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon
takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C
sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought
to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and
is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale
correctional facility.

[Ozark Shark]

+1

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

Somewhere Eldon Torbenson, my junior high and high school music teacher and band director, is laughing himself silly.

[G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998]

Good one! Here's another, a bit more technical but worth a listen. -- GIT