Subdeacon Joe Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Blatantly stolen from a Facebook post. C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don'tserve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth betweenthem. After a few drinks, the fifth isdiminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment thesituation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for thebathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in,but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not aminor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the barand says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bartonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit withnicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight.Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soontakes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually Csobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is broughtto trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, andis sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscalecorrectional facility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Shark Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Somewhere Eldon Torbenson, my junior high and high school music teacher and band director, is laughing himself silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Good one! Here's another, a bit more technical but worth a listen. -- GIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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