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Funny things at Wal mart.


Dorado

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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dogs, at

Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a

dog.

 

 

 

On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was

starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because

I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds

before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of

most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

 

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that

it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply

eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the foods

nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

 

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

 

 

 

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

 

 

 

I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit us both.

 

 

 

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

:lol: :lol:

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the ring tone on my phone is a dog barking. it went off in walmart and a woman looked at me sort of funny so I told her my dog was calling me and I had to answer it. The look she gave me after that was even funnier...

Tascosa

Hello, thats a cool ring tone.Are you willing to share? My Mama might like that! Hugs WD

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I was with a friend when his phone started saying in a robot type voice "warning warning the wife is calling". I laughed and laughed. Told him it's a good thing his wife doesn't here it. Sounded like the robot on lost in space.

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