Subdeacon Joe Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Important New Findings STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved. A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine,concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily isbetter for your health than going to the gym. "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females isequivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr KarenWeatherby, an expert on ageing. Make sure you get your daily dose, gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If I got fixed on a real nice set, it may not be good for my health if my lovely wife that I have been married to for 49 years today was watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 Fortunately my bride of 23 years (CAN'T be that long!) will actually call myattention to attractive ladies when we are out and about. She is securein our relationship. She knows that I'm hopelessly addicted toadmiring the fairer sex. And, she doesn't care where I get my appetite,just so I'm not eating out.As it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 If I got fixed on a real nice set, it may not be good for my health if my lovely wife that I have been married to for 49 years today was watching. Been married almost six years but I'm pretty Ste my wife would be just as mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 My wife would not be as mad at me for looking but how rude I would be for stareing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Important New Findings STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved. A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym. "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing. Make sure you get your daily dose, gentlemen. Does this go for heavenly buttocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 12, 2013 Author Share Posted April 12, 2013 Does this go for heavenly buttocks? I haven't read the full report, but I suspect that would be a reasonable substitution. Might want to double the dose though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I haven't read the full report, but I suspect that would be a reasonable substitution. Might want to double the dose though. Oh, I will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Wheeler Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 After nearly 34 years of marriage, my wife understands that just because I am on a diet, it doesn't mean that I can't look at the menu! Best health advise that I have heard in a while! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 In our household, Buick is welcome to look all he wants. Any attempt to touch will be dealt with severely, but looking is ok! Lord knows I've seen some pretty nice scenery on the south end of some north-facing fellas that was worth a second glance...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I'm a leg man myself. At least their real. MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Mine would probably hit me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper Dynamite Dick Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I must admit I have been blessed with my lovely wife. Unfortunately (not for me) her "stature" does not allow her to comfortably handle a Win M97, so she uses a SxS. Therefore I have to shoot Wild Bunch by myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Hill, sass # 49256 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Now thats a study group I woulda volenteered for!!! Weve been married 22 years. When we were first married I told my wife that there are only 2 things that stop men from looking, and that is death or blindness. I look but dont stare. Shes never got mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I'm a meat cutter in a grocery store. I just Love summer!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Happy Anniversary Pit Bull Tex. 49 years huh? Must be something that holds you guys together. I know...LOVE. I look all the time, I ain't Blind ya know. May 1st will be 42 years for me and the Wifey. Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I met Cathy when she was in the 7th grade and I was in the 8th.I tried to date her for 6 years before she went out with me.First her mom would not let her go out with me because I was a black leather jacket wearer and rode a motorcycle from the 8th grade until I started rideing bulls when I was 15.We are best friends,and we love each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 That's all that matters! congratulations!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 I'm a leg man myself. At least their real. MT +1, no, +100! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sloe Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 You know how you get told "you can look but not touch"? We'd been married a couple years and were driving by the bus stop at the Arizona Memorial. There was a very well endowed blond standing there holding everything together with a tube top. I looked as we drove by, looked back, and just as I was adjusting the rearview mirror I got smacked. Wish I'd had this excuse back then. Probably wouldn't have helped. Take care, Barry Sloe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 You know how you get told "you can look but not touch"? We'd been married a couple years and were driving by the bus stop at the Arizona Memorial. There was a very well endowed blond standing there holding everything together with a tube top. I looked as we drove by, looked back, and just as I was adjusting the rearview mirror I got smacked. Wish I'd had this excuse back then. Probably wouldn't have helped. Take care, Barry Sloe You know how you get told "you can look but not touch"? We'd been married a couple years and were driving by the bus stop at the Arizona Memorial. There was a very well endowed blond standing there holding everything together with a tube top. I looked as we drove by, looked back, and just as I was adjusting the rearview mirror I got smacked. Wish I'd had this excuse back then. Probably wouldn't have helped. Take care, Barry Sloe Who was it that kissed you, Barry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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