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Black Harris  #154

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I have posted this before, but being Einsteins birhtday it is still relevant............

 

 

 

Einstein, if he had lived, would be 133 years old today.

 

Few remember that he married his first cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, in 1919, after divorcing his first wife.

 

At the time, Einstein stated the he had become attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".

 

Einstein, then postulated, that if you are attracted to a woman with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

 

This postulation later became known as.....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Einsteins Theory of Relative Ti++y

 

:P:D:lol:

 

Tull

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Pi Day Is My Favorite Day!

 

Apple Pie to celebrate Pi Day!

 

Dogmeat (I Love Pie) Dad

 

 

Gawdmeat Dad,........maybe ya didn't granulate. :unsure:

 

Everbody knows dat Pi is spelt P-I-E ! ;)

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My son came home from school one day and told me he learned pi R square,I looked at him and said "No son,pie are round"

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