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To have yur cake an eat it too !

 

I HAVE A DREAM TODAY AN TOMORROW TOO ! ;)

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where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

 

 

 

Oh, and world peace.

Have you and Bucky been hitting the sauce agin?

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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because
everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
again. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now.......
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:lol:

 

Bet ya like chicken, tho.

 

 

Ya know Grizz do.......He just aint sayin' as dim chickens be getherin' outside his house wif touches an clubs ! :blink::blink:

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There is also that little matter about the gunny sack with chicken feathers inside and blood stains on the hatchet. Sheriff is still looking into the matter. Grizz is considered one of the USUAL SUSPECTS.

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There is also that little matter about the gunny sack with chicken feathers inside and blood stains on the hatchet. Sheriff is still looking into the matter. Grizz is considered one of the USUAL SUSPECTS.

 

Welt ,ifin da Sheriff comes over here a askin'.............I don't know a damn thin' ! -_-

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Chicken ain't chicken 'til it's lickin' good fried!

 

 

Keep on the sunny side!

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Yup, I like me some yard bird. Butchered a few in my time, something very few kids today will get to experience. Choppin heads ain't no big thing, now the smell dipping in boiling water and then plucking feathers, that wasn't fun. But I reckon if ya did it enough it wouldn't be no big thang neither.

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Hawgs Darlin.......Hawgs !

 

 

Put dat Trinity in dat pot ...git it ta workin.......din add some ground pork, chicken, hawg, all mixed up tagether in a big ol bowl , din dump it all in !

 

 

Put nuff veggie stock ta cover, add some root veggies like carrots an taters, din sim peas an corn cut off da cob an all dat corn milk two !

 

Pull da corn bread out da oven and coffee spiked wif some Bulliet and ya got yur self some oak turtle soup ! :wub::wub:

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My grandma use to make chopped chicken. Good with biscuits 'n' gravy!! :P

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Chicken crosses the road to my side and he`ll get et. Guar-on-tee.

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I refer you back to post #9!!!

 

Now chicken fried proper and wrapped in bacon with sausage gravy on a big ol' biscuit with maters and a medium rare ribeye and some fried onions and mushrooms is any meal of the day and appropriate for ALL ocasions!!

 

Three or four aigs and some *raspberries or *blackberries and your choice of beverage ain't askin' too much niether!!!

 

 

* other fruit and or honey can be substituted here

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I refer you back to post #9!!!

 

Now chicken fried proper and wrapped in bacon with sausage gravy on a big ol' biscuit with maters and a medium rare ribeye and some fried onions and mushrooms is any meal of the day and appropriate for ALL ocasions!!

 

Three or four aigs and some *raspberries or *blackberries and your choice of beverage ain't askin' too much niether!!!

 

 

* other fruit and or honey can be substituted here

 

Dat is a meal fit fer a king ! :lol:

 

But Lady Hawk an da Sawbones goted me on dis diet whar I can't eat all dim good tastin' foods but I cam eat ALL dim one's dat tastes like crap ! :(

 

Now, da Sawbones said I gotta watch how much I drink.....not two much water, coffee, pop.....somethin' bout my salt levels in da blood.....

 

So, why da hell don't dey just take me out behind da barn an shot me in da head ! ? :angry::angry:

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