Whiskey Business Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. Oh, and world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I'm still working on a better today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 To have yur cake an eat it too ! I HAVE A DREAM TODAY AN TOMORROW TOO ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that chickens are fair game when they cross the road." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Dat was good Okie ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daL_SIngvsM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. Oh, and world peace. Have you and Bucky been hitting the sauce agin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Whiskey, I jus dream about wakin up in the morning!!! And then, all the things you said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Friedchicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right becauseeveryone else in the class laughed.My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Friedchicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, andhe said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they loveanimals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him whathappened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animalwas. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'dasked the other children. So I told her it was because you could makethem into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's officeagain. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more.I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacherdoesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her whatfamous person we admire most.I told her, "Colonel Sanders".Guess where I am now....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Two Fingers Slim Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Good one! TFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I don't like whirled peas. Some steamed broccoli and collyflower would be good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 I don't like whirled peas. Some steamed broccoli and collyflower would be good though. Bet ya like chicken, tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Bet ya like chicken, tho. Ya know Grizz do.......He just aint sayin' as dim chickens be getherin' outside his house wif touches an clubs ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 There is also that little matter about the gunny sack with chicken feathers inside and blood stains on the hatchet. Sheriff is still looking into the matter. Grizz is considered one of the USUAL SUSPECTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 There is also that little matter about the gunny sack with chicken feathers inside and blood stains on the hatchet. Sheriff is still looking into the matter. Grizz is considered one of the USUAL SUSPECTS. Welt ,ifin da Sheriff comes over here a askin'.............I don't know a damn thin' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Chicken ain't chicken 'til it's lickin' good fried! Keep on the sunny side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yup, I like me some yard bird. Butchered a few in my time, something very few kids today will get to experience. Choppin heads ain't no big thing, now the smell dipping in boiling water and then plucking feathers, that wasn't fun. But I reckon if ya did it enough it wouldn't be no big thang neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Mebby not, Grizz, but the chicken took a real dim view of the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowCatcher Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Be real careful - whether its cows on buns or chicken with choppers - it's getting weird out there: SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Whiskey, you got WAAAAY too much time on your hands, girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 ShadowCatcher, that was Great, funny and well done, but I like mine med-rare. Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 Chickens, cows and now pigs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Hawgs Darlin.......Hawgs ! Put dat Trinity in dat pot ...git it ta workin.......din add some ground pork, chicken, hawg, all mixed up tagether in a big ol bowl , din dump it all in ! Put nuff veggie stock ta cover, add some root veggies like carrots an taters, din sim peas an corn cut off da cob an all dat corn milk two ! Pull da corn bread out da oven and coffee spiked wif some Bulliet and ya got yur self some oak turtle soup ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 Chickens with choppers? Get some, get you some! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 My grandma use to make chopped chicken. Good with biscuits 'n' gravy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Zactly, Blackwater ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Chicken crosses the road to my side and he`ll get et. Guar-on-tee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I refer you back to post #9!!! Now chicken fried proper and wrapped in bacon with sausage gravy on a big ol' biscuit with maters and a medium rare ribeye and some fried onions and mushrooms is any meal of the day and appropriate for ALL ocasions!! Three or four aigs and some *raspberries or *blackberries and your choice of beverage ain't askin' too much niether!!! * other fruit and or honey can be substituted here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I refer you back to post #9!!! Now chicken fried proper and wrapped in bacon with sausage gravy on a big ol' biscuit with maters and a medium rare ribeye and some fried onions and mushrooms is any meal of the day and appropriate for ALL ocasions!! Three or four aigs and some *raspberries or *blackberries and your choice of beverage ain't askin' too much niether!!! * other fruit and or honey can be substituted here Dat is a meal fit fer a king ! But Lady Hawk an da Sawbones goted me on dis diet whar I can't eat all dim good tastin' foods but I cam eat ALL dim one's dat tastes like crap ! Now, da Sawbones said I gotta watch how much I drink.....not two much water, coffee, pop.....somethin' bout my salt levels in da blood..... So, why da hell don't dey just take me out behind da barn an shot me in da head ! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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