Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I bought myself a Speedo today. Oh, hell, get a grip. It ain't what you think. I got new swimming trunks and they're more like cut-off Levis than those things that look like dental floss. Hey, go ahead and laugh. You try to buy swimming trunks this time of year where you live. Quote
Calico Mary Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 No pictures????? I'm SO disappointed..... Quote
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I'm not sure I wanna see a picture of Forty in a Speed-o. I mean, isn't this supposed to be a family forum? Quote
Calico Mary Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I said on another thread that I'm bored......I could use a good laugh right about now! Quote
Grizzly Dave Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I got a speedo too! Had it for a while. Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I got a speedo too! Had it for a while. Grizz, we'll add ya to da list...rat behind 4T ! Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! BLEACH, I NEED BLEACH. QUICK. HEP ME. MY EYES ,MY EYES. Oh wait, I didn't look. Whew. For a minute I thought my brain was twisted. Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! BLEACH, I NEED BLEACH. QUICK. HEP ME. MY EYES ,MY EYES. Oh wait, I didn't look. Whew. For a minute I thought my brain was twisted. Well............ Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Well............ Yes. They give water most of the time. Quote
Whiskey Business Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! BLEACH, I NEED BLEACH. QUICK. HEP ME. MY EYES ,MY EYES. Oh wait, I didn't look. Whew. For a minute I thought my brain was twisted. Yer brain, what is left of it, is twisted. Edited January 31, 2013 by Whiskey Business Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Yer brain, what is left of it, is twisted. No Gal......Badger's mind is twisted ! His brain rotted away a long time ago. Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Well, twisted or not, it is all there, darlin'. Except the part that I destroyed with alcohol and youthful pursuits. Quote
Whiskey Business Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Well, twisted or not, it is all there, darlin'. Except the part that I destroyed with alcohol and youthful pursuits. Well, that can make for some right interesting tales, another day. It's late here in Jawja, time to turn in. Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Well, that can make for some right interesting tales, another day. It's late here in Jawja, time to turn in. Whiskey ....Ya do not want to hear dim tales. Been checkin' fer buggers under da bed still........ Quote
Grumpy Old Man Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 The thought of 40 in a speedo is bad enough. Glad there wer'nt no pics. Quote
Chantry Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 No pictures????? I'm SO disappointed..... :huh:/> For Pity's sake don't encourage him!!!!! Quote
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 No speedo's for me ,thank you. Look bad enough without accentuating it Quote
Noz Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 40 in a Speedo might be bad but I am really queasy about Griz in one. Quote
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I suspect most of us in a speedo would look like a rump roast with a string around it, and maybe a squirrel tail hanging out Quote
Big Jake1001 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Got a POOL in my own backyard. Only time I wear a suit is if we got people over for a BBQ. Otherwise I just drop towel and get in. Some ask if that's Skinny Dippin' and I say NO, that's Chunky Dunkin'. SPEEDO , me? NEVER! Jake Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) Big Jake, you ain't helping the mental picture thingy here. :unsure:/> Edited January 31, 2013 by Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Quote
Henry T Harrison Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 What the hell is a swim suit and why would anyone wear clothes into the water to get wet? I don’t wear one in the pool and don’t allow them in the hot tub Quote
Russ T. Sites Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 No pictures????? I'm SO disappointed..... :huh:/> All I can say is thank god we can't post pics Quote
Calico Mary Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Well, I for one could use a good laugh......you fellas don't have any sense of humor! If'n you really wanna need eye bleach, I oughta figure out a way to post pictures of me in a bikini.....that'd teach ya ta laugh! Quote
Calico Mary Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 If one ever exists, I'll send it to ya Tex! But I won't hold my breath waiting if ya know what I mean.... Quote
Pit Bull Tex Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I know what you mean Mrs. Mary.I turn blue easy. Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 Don't know which would be worse, 40 in a Speedo or in bike shorts. Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 1, 2013 Author Posted February 1, 2013 You go ahead and keep it up and I'll hire someone to come to all your houses and epoxy a life size picture on your front door so all the neighbors can see, too. Quote
Calico Mary Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Can you please put mine on the garage door? Then maybe it will scare the neighbors away from the driveway, so we don't get any more license plates stolen..... Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 Put it near my mailbox, it might keep the mormons away. Quote
Calamity Kris Posted February 1, 2013 Posted February 1, 2013 I suspect most of us in a speedo would look like a rump roast with a string around it, and maybe a squirrel tail hanging out :wacko:/>/> Oh now that's a visual right there...... Quote
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