Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 The Ex-wife Dennis decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane. Dennis gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!" ”I wasn't “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Pot SASS#55659 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 :lol: :lol: Shockingly relevant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 (STANDING OVATION) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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