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I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around Like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

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"Keep yer women silent in church" John Wayne

 

I don't think it was a movie line but John Wayne also said...

 

"Life is tough, tougher if your stupid"

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Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195

My friend and me got a hankerin' for Switzerland chocolate and a good smoke.

 

 

He was limping when he left!

 

 

I give you the boy, give me back the man

 

 

So what else is on your mind besides hundred-proof women, 'n' ninety-proof whiskey, 'n' fourteen-carat gold?

 

 

I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this monring, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't

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I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this monring, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't

 

This is my favorite line of all. I've watched McLintock a few times just to make others hear this. Even had the opportunity to use it once.

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Mattie Ross: I hope you don't think I'm going to keep you in whiskey?

 

Rooster Cogburn: I don't buy that, I confiscate it. And a touch of it wouldn't do you any harm against the night air!

 

Mattie Ross: I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains!

Rooster Cogburn: Well, it's the real article! Genuine, double-rectified bust head. Aged in the keg.

 

"True Grit" A True Classic..............

 

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From the original Rooster Cogburn:

 

Strother Martin, as the ferryman, McCoy:

 

"A Womern ... kin no more keep her mouth shut than a yaller-tailed cat fish!!"

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"I reckon so"

 

"A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough"

 

"I'm just tryin' to keep everything in balance, Woodrow. You do more work than you got to, so it's my obligation to do less."

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Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195

I am retired, relieved, and rejoicing.

 

 

Ma'am, I don't know much about thoroughbreds - horses or women! Them that I did know, I never liked. They're too nervous and spooky; they scare me. But you're one high-bred filly that don't. 'Course, I don't know what you're talking about half the time!

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"I'd like to see the herd you and Jake put together. Herd of whores maybe"

 

Capt Woodrow Call to Gus.

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Here's a good male-female exchange from "Ride with the Devil."

 

Jewel: "Have you ever bedded a woman?"

 

Toby McGuire: "Lady, I've killed 19 men."

 

Jewel: "I didn't ask how many men you killed. I asked if you ever bedded a woman."

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Really? Nobody has yet mentioned......... I'm your Huckleberry! The best role of Val Kilmers career, in my opinion!

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Me just quoting it does not do it justice......got to watch the utube.

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