Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 If I wrote a letter to Sandy Klaz, and told him how good I have been all year, and asked him for a new 12 Gauge Beretta O/U Silver Pigeon I, with a 28 inch barrel, and full, modified and skeet choke tubes, would he bring it to me for Christmas? Yeah, I didn't think so either. :blink:/>/>/> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 You wouldn't eat them skeets anyway even if'n ya got lucky and hit one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 I ain't never been that lucky. Asides, them skeets is sneaky critters. Never see 'em until they is right up on ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 why not write a letter to the Great Pumpkin and see what he can do :D/> GG ~ :FlagAm:/> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 There is a thought. But then, again, I ain't too hopeful. Credibility about that being good part seems to be the hang up. :rolleyes:/> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Skeets are the only thing we shoot that live in houses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 If I wrote a letter to Sandy Klaz, and told him how good I have been all year, and asked him for a new 12 Gauge Beretta O/U Silver Pigeon I, with a 28 inch barrel, and full, modified and skeet choke tubes, would he bring it to me for Christmas? Yeah, I didn't think so either. :blink:/>/>/>/> No one would get anything from him...he would have a coronary from laughing so hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 BMC due to your , contunied purvance of ELIXOR , ya AIN'T gettin nothing ya might want to attempt a differant method to secure goodies CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Skeets are the only thing we shoot that live in houses? I only selectively seek those from the low house. No one would get anything from him...he would have a coronary from laughing so hard! :lol:/> I wuz kinda thinking along those lines my own self, Joe. BMC due to your , contunied purvance of ELIXOR , ya AIN'T gettin nothing ya might want to attempt a differant method to secure goodies CB Whaaaat? And give up such a lucrative business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 BMC WAS ya to spike , the MILK and cookies , ya could have a chance at gettin somethin good as of now , it is a chunk of COAL and a switch CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 BMC WAS ya to spike , the MILK and cookies , ya could have a chance at gettin somethin good as of now , it is a chunk of COAL and a switch :blink:/> CB :P/> Well, I can see that Chickasaw Bill ain't Mr. Green Jeans. Coal is dirty and coal is out. Just because we have a lot of it, don't mean we need it. Yeah, right. As far as the switch goes, I would rather fight than switch. Call me old fashioned and out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 How about I just call you old and out of control? Tain't never considered you to be fashionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 BMC, are you sure your still on his route? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I would be fairly sure Mrs Badger is on the route, but don't know that there will be any deliveries for ol' BMC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Rumor haz it that the sled is stuck in the deep snow 'cause of all them thangs on it, marked fer BMC. THEM ELVES is working overtime trying to get it free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 BMC, I don't know what you're drinking, but I wish you'd share! I know I'll have one thing under the tree, cuz I ordered it my own self. Had to dig out all the change in the couch cushions to pay for it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Yer jus jealous, Grizz. Ain't nuttin more scary than a jealous grizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 And I know where you live! Well, the general area anyway, but I bet I could track ya down!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I used to shoot skeets and clays, too, but gave it up. My wife couldn't seem to cook 'em so they weren't tougher than woodpecker lips and they always tasted like dried clay. I think I know where they got the name "blue rock". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 BUT MY FRIEND, YOU OVERLOOK THE ADVANTAGE. NO FEATHERS..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 BUT MY FRIEND, YOU OVERLOOK THE ADVANTAGE. NO FEATHERS..... :lol:/> Spoken like a true tofu eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Badger, try this approach instead: Amend your wish to a 28ga instead... might appear a bit more modest and mebbe an elf might slip one into Sandy's bag...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 How about I just call you old and out of control? Tain't never considered you to be fashionable. +1 on the old part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 YEAHBUT a 28 gauge is so small. I ain't going after quail ya know. They beat me up pretty bad. I figure that them clay birds fly in a straight line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone Arranger, SASS# 25544 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Just act poor and downtrodden, and write oba, uh oba......oh, you know who I mean even if I can't bring myself to write the name. He'll be happy to send you one! BA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 BMC, The elves have received your note and it is on it's way to the Big Guy. Ya know he needs to check his list twice to find out if ya been naughty or nice. I sent him a letter asking for a Browning BSS, any barrel length,any choke combo in 12GA. Who knows maybe we will new toys under the tree this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 BMC, The elves have received your note and it is on it's way to the Big Guy. Ya know he needs to check his list twice to find out if ya been naughty or nice. I sent him a letter asking for a Browning BSS, any barrel length,any choke combo in 12GA. Who knows maybe we will new toys under the tree this year. YEAH! And then again, maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 You DO realize you have to be good and behave yourselves if you want Santa to bring you presents, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 DECEMBER 5 AND NOW YOU BRING OUT THE RULES........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I'm hoping you won't wanna obey the rules, ain't no way I can afford presents for all of ya!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Well Calico, I figure I fail on both counts, so no gifts for me, but the gift of friendship is better than any store bought gift anyway. edit - plus it's the only thing I can afford! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 Shucks heck e fire I got my Christmas present already. Momma and me own self added the rum to the fruit cakes the other day. Now I am looking for a good rum sauce to put on it when we open it up around Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Deadshot, SASS # 61780 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 'ere... drink dis first... then we'll see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 6, 2012 Author Share Posted December 6, 2012 Holy Smack, looky who came out of the wood work...... Merry Christmas to you Deadshot. Where you been? Been a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Deadshot, SASS # 61780 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Da hooscow... you is still jus as ornery as the last time I seen ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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