Nichols Creek, SASS #77627 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Here we go again. CHICKEN ALERT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Going to help T Bone look for them birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother King, SASS #69031 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 I like fried chicken; baked chicken; chicken ala king; chicken parmesan; rotisere chicken; chicken & dumplings; actually I can't think of a way that I don't like chicken. But, I hope those chickens don't take a liking to the Black Hills or someone may try to make a monument out of them like the Presidents on Mount Rushmore or Crazy Horse. Better keep those chickens in TEXAS. Maybe you better call the governor just make a Texas Dooley Chicken Border Containment Perimeter Enhancement Avian Quarantine so they don't spread to the rest of the USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 If'n I see 'em up here in the Colorado Territory, I'm gonna bury them so deep they'll be in China if they ever escape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 If I Was a Betting Man,I Would Bet That They Are Still On The Ranch. Just Down At The Pond Learning How To SWIM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Parking lot wars CHICKEN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Now ya see, I wasn't even there this year! Who ya gonna blame now T Bone? Looks to me that the Chicken Napper was someone else after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Annie SASS #37063 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Maybe the chickens were so traumatized after the Finger Lickin' Chicken Dinner that they simply ran away from home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I ask Walter and Leroy ifn they knew about any missing Chicks from down in Texas. Walter quacked a few times and said something like: "Birds of a feather flock together". So I figured Birdgun Quail might have em and gettin em ready for one of them famous Southern Baptist Revival type Sunday luncheons. Leroy quacked a few times and said: "Don't know 'Nuttin' about no Texas chickens. I'm still wantin to know 'Hoof Hearted'. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Ya think , they MAY have wondered over to the STEEL MILL , the hens need steel to REPRODUCE T-Bone , ya best check the tractor ,to see if there is any parts missing CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Reward going out on the fence post today.....5 chickens are missing at the Bar 3 Ranch AGAIN. If You see anyone doing harm or chocking the chickens in public please contact the range office.... The big chicken answers to the name of Bandit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Stephen D Hill, SASS #56151 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I just checked with the FBI (whose a little busy right now), and they report a number of strange applications for passports and visas for southern Mexico. Seems all the applications have different first names, but all the last names are "chicken". ??? Vacation maybe? or running away, or just relocating?? FBI has launched "another" investigation, trying to determine if there is any sensitive material involved. Anybody else got a read on this? Sounds like another govt plot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Whomever or whatever induced the chickens to leave the Bar 3 has my eternal gratitude. I'll dance at your wedding, mourn at your funeral or buy you a shot of Crown, your choice. You know, the absence of the chickens make the Senior Games a little more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Our local med clinic recently received a FRESH new batch of Flu Shot vaccine. Rumor was that some recent discovery of chickens has increased the egg population which has helped increase the Flu vaccine. Hey, I don't make this stuff up. ..........Widder (Ifn ya can't take a Yoke, don't eat eggs for breakfast) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I Put a All Points Lookout For The Chickens Up Here In The Nations. Nuttin Up Here From The Tribes.Even Contacted Guido Sarducci,His Only Comment Was That "The Chickens May Be Sleeping With Da Fishes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 It was a sad day at the Ranch today.. Free at Last and myself just finished setting up for the monthly match. Stage 5 will never be the same without the chickens....So sad !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Boots, # 20282 LTG-Regulator Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 It was a sad day at the Ranch today.. Free at Last and myself just finished setting up for the monthly match. Stage 5 will never be the same without the chickens....So sad !!!!! Gee I amy come over and shoot Sat just to morn (celebrate) the stage. ha. Let's start growning some hybrid chickens for next years CAC......maybe at least a DOZEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Dirty Dozen ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Stephen D Hill, SASS #56151 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 I still think it's a govt plot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 If It Is To be New Chickens,Dare I Suggest That They be BUFFALO CHICKENS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Y'all talkin' 'bout these chickens? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5-gHv5mDfA I kinda liked 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 I still think it's a govt plot!! Capt, Everything is a govt plot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Well, considering that the Generals have all the young hot moma's in their lair, maybe some Colonel heard that you had some 'hot chicks' hangin around your ranch, flew over in one of them Stealth black choppers, and swooped some of em up for Christmas presents for more Generals. Ain't nothin a General likes more than a 'hot chick'! ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Loving Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 It was a sad day at the Ranch today.. Free at Last and myself just finished setting up for the monthly match. Stage 5 will never be the same without the chickens....So sad !!!!! I liked the chickens. Brought me back to picking egg time at the old homestead. My Aunt always said I was a good chicken killer. I believe now that was because she got me to pluck em. I'll miss the chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Why Oliver, don't miss the chickens for long.. I have a plan to replace them if they are not home by Senior Games... Oh what can I do??? Remember CAC2013 is the Dirty Dozen !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH " the revenge of Little Chicken Flocker" and he's lookin' for TROUBLE !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Why Oliver, don't miss the chickens for long.. I have a plan to replace them if they are not home by Senior Games... Oh what can I do??? Remember CAC2013 is the Dirty Dozen !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH " the revenge of Little Chicken Flocker" and he's lookin' for TROUBLE !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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