Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted November 9, 2012 Posted November 9, 2012 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. And as a bonus.. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you damned proud to be an American. Quote
twelve mile REB Posted November 10, 2012 Posted November 10, 2012 Barkeep, give that man a beer. Put it on my tab 12 Quote
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted November 10, 2012 Posted November 10, 2012 Finally!!! Some GOOD economic news! A round for the house, Bottles....and put it on Geitner's tab! LL Quote
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