Fast Harley,SASS#34953 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 The rabid chickens of the Badlands Bar Three The most dangerous things in Texas,they have to be Not very big, no not very tall If you think them easy,you're in for a fall Ugly,dirty,mean little birds Some describe them in harsher words They're tough to hit and harder to kill If you face them you bettter "shoot at will" Someone once trapped them and hauled them away Sure enough they came back very next day I,myself,shot all but one from the hip But surely others gave us the slip Evil fowl breed like rabbits don't you see? There'll always be chickens at the Bar Three Harley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Don't sugar-coat it... tell us how you really feel!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 The only miss I had for the match was one of those "pistol" chickens...most evil things at the Bar 3. If'n ole Tbone just has to have chckens I'm hoping that he just uses those BIGUNS' like he had for the rifle targets on that stage. Darn little chickens are just pesky....not rectangle shaped and such....too many places to miss them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John E. Law Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I smoked all of them blasted chickens and then missed a stupid shotgun JEL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Stated very simply: I hate the chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 NOW NOZ that is a strong statement , since I shot em up , I think I need to help T-Bone find a NEW flock Maybe some MO bullett dodgin CHICKENS Chickasaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 How does the Dirty Dozen sound for a match theme next year??? Guess what the dozen look like????? T-Bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 HEY T-Bone that was a GREAT match Chickasaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 NOW NOZ that is a strong statement , since I shot em up , I think I need to help T-Bone find a NEW flock Maybe some MO bullett dodgin CHICKENS Chickasaw Shooting 'em don't run them off, three years ago I shot 'em all, two years ago they remembered and dodged out of the way most of the time. This year I gave them a break, so if I make it back next year maybe they'll have forgotten me... or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Hey To ALL The Chickens Of The Bar 3. I Propose a Chicken Swimming Team!! Those Chickens Would Look Good In Pink Swim Suits! The Deep End Of T-Bone Lake Would be a Great Place To Start. No Life Jackets Or Flotation Allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Shooting 'em don't run them off, three years ago I shot 'em all, two years ago they remembered and dodged out of the way most of the time. This year I gave them a break, so if I make it back next year maybe they'll have forgotten me... or not. Well Grizz that's just great!!! Next time they will bring all of their relatives and it will be all your fault. The chickens don't forget.... and that 2nd pistol chicken is a real good "ducker" Even "aim for the tail" didn't work that time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Looks like a finger lickin' chicken party!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I believe those chickens are now on the National Heritage list so I don't see them going away in the future ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 How does the Dirty Dozen sound for a match theme next year??? Guess what the dozen look like????? T-Bone DO-NUTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Looks like a finger lickin' chicken party!!!!! NOOOOOOO!! After eating all that chicken and facing them at the firing line I've enough chicken for one year! Why don't you get some ducks....I've hunted ducks before....I think ducks would work BTW Tbone....outstanding match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hondo Tucker Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 All this whining about the Bar 3 chickens. I didn't make the match this year, but last year I hit all the chickens, and MISSED A BUFFALO!! 368 days later and I still hear about that one. You ever see one of them buffalo jump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lead Ringer Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 How does the Dirty Dozen sound for a match theme next year??? Guess what the dozen look like????? T-Bone Eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Shayne Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Im pretty sure I got all the chickens this year. And actually didnt miss a buffalo either...lol. Yes, Ive done that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward R S Canby, SASS#59971 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 The chickens are merely irregularly-shaped targets. Hitting them is no harder than hitting a SASS cowboy, a marshall's badge or the club shape from a deck a cards. The placement of a smaller chicken as the #2 target can throw off shooters. However I didn't find them as difficult as their reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bois D'Arc, SASS # 27951 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 "and that 2nd pistol chicken is a real good "ducker" I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!! I knew....oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Heh, Heh, Heh. While everyone else went down to the arena for the candlelight vigil, I snuck down to stage 5 and choked them damn chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 The chickens are merely irregularly-shaped targets. Hitting them is no harder than hitting a SASS cowboy, a marshall's badge or the club shape from a deck a cards. The placement of a smaller chicken as the #2 target can throw off shooters. However I didn't find them as difficult as their reputation. But they are such fun to talk about!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosscut hardy Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I hit all the chickens Bill and still hate um, of course shot em slow motion gun fighter. T-Bone, get rid of them Bantam Chickens, ha. ....crosscut hardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick McClade Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I shot the stage in 19.?? Clean and yep I hate those dern chickens also. They would look real nice in the bottom of the red river LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I did not make Comin At Cha this year. I have been 3 times though. Shot the chickens 3 times. Cleaned the chicken stage 3 times. I fail to see what the big deal is! Ya'll know that someone kidnapped those chickens last year and actually gave them back!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 SOMEONE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 are ya admitin GUILT ? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus A. Gnatsass, SASS #71705 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 are ya admitin GUILT ? CB In the infamous words of Sgt. Schultz..."I know nuthink!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Heh, Heh, Heh. While everyone else went down to the arena for the candlelight vigil, I snuck down to stage 5 and choked them damn chickens. So Goody's out there in the dark....choking chickens. I don't think I'da told that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Sam, SASS #34718L Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 So Goody's out there in the dark....choking chickens. I don't think I'da told that. I've know Goody since he wuz jest a Young Nub & He was a Chicken Choker back then too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Heh, Heh, Heh. While everyone else went down to the arena for the candlelight vigil, I snuck down to stage 5 and choked them damn chickens. Bwha ha ha ha ha ha!! Bone, I think you should give the men equal time next year. We can all wear blue....oh and I'll need a third person to complete my costume!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Rocky,,,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lead Ringer Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Rocky,,,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!! You should add a few more "O's". That idea would even drive the chickens away! Ringer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick McClade Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Bwha ha ha ha ha ha!! Bone, I think you should give the men equal time next year. We can all wear blue....oh and I'll need a third person to complete my costume!! :lol: LOL, bring bud back and add Goody !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowdy Buckshot Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Don't included me or Titus. We would never do anything crazy or out of character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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