Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I know he does, he's missing the start of the football game to sit on the kitchen floor and scrape pumpkin guts outta my jack-o-lantern so I can carve it tomorrow night. Ain't he wonderful?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Yes'm. But If I remember the Broncos played yesterday, might have beenm a different story if they was playin'.....just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 Yeah, if the Donkeys were on tonight, I'd be doing it myself.....tomorrow before carving it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 We bought one......kids got in a hurry.........we carved it.......it sat on the porch and rotted.......I scooped it up and threw it away.....tonight I gotta go get another one..........tomorrow we get to carve it! Welcome to my house! :lol: That's ok.......I'm gonna get three or four...........use 'em for target practice........heck, I might buy all that are left! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 I never carve until the night before. I have some of the fancy carving saws, and do a little more complex stuff than the traditional eyes/nose/teeth, and if you carve the fancy patterns too soon the edges curl and ruin the picture. I usually do two or three, but this year I'm being lazy, we just got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 What I want to know is ; gonna be a big smiley face with one tooth, or a scary face with two teeth? We all love you Calico, but probably Buick is the only one that loves you enough to gut a pumpkin. I think there is a training manual for field dressing pumpkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 Actually, I'm doing a self portrait this year....it's a witch holding a broom standing in front of a caldron..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I know he does, he's missing the start of the football game to sit on the kitchen floor and scrape pumpkin guts outta my jack-o-lantern so I can carve it tomorrow night. Ain't he wonderful?! He sure as hell aint done dat fer me ! What's goin' on here any way ? ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 He is a smart man to love you Mrs Mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 He is a smart man to love you Mrs Mary. Awww, you are just the sweetest thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Actually, I'm doing a self portrait this year....it's a witch holding a broom standing in front of a caldron..... Grizz, get over to Calico's with that video camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 He sure as hell aint done dat fer me ! What's goin' on here any way ? ! lol He also makes my ammo, cleans my guns, cooks more than I do, and is really good about killin' spiders! (If you want a jack-o-lantern, why don't you just shoot yourself one??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 We bought one......kids got in a hurry.........we carved it.......it sat on the porch and rotted.......I scooped it up and threw it away.....tonight I gotta go get another one..........tomorrow we get to carve it! Welcome to my house! :lol: That's ok.......I'm gonna get three or four...........use 'em for target practice........heck, I might buy all that are left! ~EE Taft~ I hearded da a man bought da 2nd largest pumpkin in da state at auction. When da news (Wcco) asked him what he was going do wif it day assumed he was gonna bake a bunch of pies wif it. "Hell no....I usein' her fer target practice !" he said to da tv reporter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben McCoy Rankin # 34239 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Actually, I'm doing a self portrait this year....it's a witch holding a broom standing in front of a caldron..... Worthless without pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 I never carve until the night before. I have some of the fancy carving saws, and do a little more complex stuff than the traditional eyes/nose/teeth, and if you carve the fancy patterns too soon the edges curl and ruin the picture. I usually do two or three, but this year I'm being lazy, we just got one. Ya gotta post some pics for us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 I gotta carve the thing first!! I will take pictures, I already promised to post them on Belle Alley, and I'll give you guys a link. but I won't be doing it until tomorrow after work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 He did the same thing for the redhead down the road... just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 He did the same thing for the redhead down the road... just sayin'. What.....crave da redhead up ? just aint saying ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 He's no dummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 I don't think we have any redheads in the neighborhood...except for the slight reddish tint to the last box of Clairol's Nice and Easy I used.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 At least you ain't a blond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 30, 2012 Author Share Posted October 30, 2012 NEVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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