Marshal Chance Morgun Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 College football at its best! Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word “fear.” In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words." ___________________________________________ Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday. ___________________________________________ What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? Drool. ___________________________________________ How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a sophomore course. ___________________________________________ How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him. ___________________________________________ Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?" ___________________________________________ A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. ___________________________________________ What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? " "Will the defendant please rise." ___________________________________________ If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer. ___________________________________________ How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend? There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck. ___________________________________________ What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth. ___________________________________________ University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the Other half will have to dress themselves. ___________________________________________ How is the Indiana football team like an opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road. ___________________________________________ Why did the Colorado linebacker steal a police car? He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. ___________________________________________ How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza. ___________________________________________ What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player’s life? Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 :lol: :lol: Now you'll have to explain half of them to BMC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I understood all of them.... I'm just surprised Nebraska (GO BIG RED) isn't on the list.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I understood all of them.... I'm just surprised Nebraska (GO BIG RED) isn't on the list.... With the name CORN HUSKERS, that is embarrassing enough. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 And what about Sooners? Sooner than what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Tull, SASS #66742 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I understood all of them.... I'm just surprised Nebraska (GO BIG RED) isn't on the list.... Happy to oblige - - - - - How Does One Keep A CornHusker busy for hours ? See below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Tull, SASS #66742 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 How Does One Keep A CornHusker Busy For Hours ? See above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Aww, you didn't have to do that! Besides, if you really want them to be funny, change them all to CU Buffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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