Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Well, since you're being stingy with the drinks tonight, you ain't gonna get no dancin' after all! I'm heading for the bunkhouse, we got a shoot in the morning. Welt, just awaiting to see ifin' C.C. is gonna say somethin' nice towards me, din I'll most likey bring da Bulliet out fer y'all. Since "Shootin' Up Da Sallon" Calico is beedin' down now wif her man, I tank maybe I will. Kinda tired of drinkin' lone....all dis Bulliet gonna go to waste ifin' I don't git no help. I know..........I'll take it to da rez.......my kin folk der loves ole Bulliet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Uh oh, Hawk! Now ya done it! Done went an' spoiled the fun fer all of us! Welt, EE.......old pard........why don't ya break out dat "silver Takillya" ya gotta hinden in yur back hall closet. Yup.....I snoped round a bit.......a man's gotta knowed his suroundin's some, just in case ! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 20, 2012 Author Share Posted October 20, 2012 Well...if. calico is going to the shoot...I.d best be careful...... Or maybe stay home and hide!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Well...if. calico is going to the shoot...I.d best be careful...... Or maybe stay home and hide!!!!!! Ether way ya go Grizz....I tank yur goose is cooked ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted October 20, 2012 Author Share Posted October 20, 2012 I reckon so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 But der ia a possibility (Whew ! Nother $5.00 word !) Calico will come home wif out any bullets. Remote, I know but still poss-i-ble ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 But der ia a possibility (Whew ! Nother $5.00 word !) Calico will come home wif out any bullets. Remote, I know but still poss-i-ble ! lol No such luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 No such luck! Ok Grizz... Just tree words......... DUCK AN COVER ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Oh, I think Grizz is pretty safe right now, I'm in a good mood plus I'm exhausted. But that may not last depending on what kind of things from today's shoot end up in the Saloon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Oh, I think Grizz is pretty safe right now, I'm in a good mood plus I'm exhausted. But that may not last depending on what kind of things from today's shoot end up in the Saloon.... [/quote hehehehehe.............. OH GRIZZ.......ANY STORIES FLOATIN AROUND DAT END OF DA BAR ! ?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Well I guess if you hurry the next three rounds are on my tab its the thirty first anniversary of me entering this crap shoot called life celebrated in my typical yearly tradition of a new trick shot. This years was start with an unloaded sxs on a table in front of me four shells in my belt four clay pigeons in hand. Trick was throw four pigeons with right hand pull two shells, shoot, reload, and shoot the last two before they hit the ground. It took three trys with me fumbling the reload before I did it right. Next year I'm trying something easier!!! Edit to say just to keep from confusing folks I have been practicing that shot for a few weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 I find it easier to just SHOOT THE BREEZE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 One Mighty Evil One....... Ya look too............WAY TO YOUNG TO BE 31 ! Bet ifin' ya go to some bars round here, ya will git carded ! Meownself, I like when dey card me.........makes me feel are warm an fuzzy inside. ( Oh boy....did I ever open da door on dat one ! ) I like Badger's ideaer..........I'll just shoot da breeze too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 One Mighty Evil One....... Ya look too............WAY TO YOUNG TO BE 31 ! Bet ifin' ya go to some bars round here, ya will git carded ! Meownself, I like when dey card me.........makes me feel are warm an fuzzy inside. ( Oh boy....did I ever open da door on dat one ! ) I like Badger's ideaer..........I'll just shoot da breeze too ! You should see me when I shave I can still pass for 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 You should see me when I shave I can still pass for 18 YA SHAVE ? ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Oh funny guy huh you must be the life of the party at the old folks home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Oh funny guy huh you must be the life of the party at the old folks home Just have ta beat'em off wif a spoon ! Just kiddin' about the shavin' thing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Ok that was mean just to show I mean no harm the next three round s of bullit are on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 They let you have a spoon? Now that could be dangerous ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Ok that was mean just to show I mean no harm the next three round s of bullit are on me Welt.....why da hell ddid ya not say so !!!! Bottles.........git ta pourin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 They let you have a spoon? Now that could be dangerous ! Yea dey did ! Dey tougt I was safe nuff to handle a spoon, but I showed 'em,....I did ! ROFL ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Yupp bottles he wants his itty bitty spoon filled with bullet. No be honest apache. Did you steal that spoon from a baby, or did ya stick it in the dryer and shrink it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Haha I think the evil side is winning today. I did get one pretty cool thing today. I kinda collect old cast iron fry pans. I know weird, anyway my parents gave me their old waffle maker, made in 1908. So anyone up for waffles for breakfast ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Yupp bottles he wants his itty bitty spoon filled with bullet. No be honest apache. Did you steal that spoon from a baby, or did ya stick it in the dryer and shrink it? Dat WAS yur baby spoon, ya idjot ! Bottles.....fill'er up ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Haha I think the evil side is winning today. I did get one pretty cool thing today. I kinda collect old cast iron fry pans. I know weird, anyway my parents gave me their old waffle maker, made in 1908. So anyone up for waffles for breakfast ? My Father wood say, "Waffles are just pancakes wif mud grips on !" I'll take a couple but I'd be checkin my back trail fer da "Waffle House !" ifin' I was you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 AND ......................... just what ya been mixin into that batter ? CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 AND ......................... just what ya been mixin into that batter ? CB Well that depends on who they are for apache s will have a few different things like eggshells and coffee ground sa few orange peels and some vanilla for flavor anybody else gets the normal recipe ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Dang!.......Evil's a young'un.........I'm a ripe old turdytwo and half! But I don't look young an' perdy neither! ~EE~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Of course.......I got a hand up on the old and ugly wagon when I was 30 and half my face quit workin' fer 6 months! I looked kinda like dis! but only one eye would blink! My purdy looks have gone down hill ever since! ~EE~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Well that depends on who they are for apache s will have a few different things like eggshells and coffee ground sa few orange peels and some vanilla for flavor anybody else gets the normal recipe ;p Welt, DAMN Evil One Git ta cookin' ! Dat sounds tasty ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Dang!.......Evil's a young'un.........I'm a ripe old turdytwo and half! But I don't look young an' perdy neither! ~EE~ I tell ya......Da Evil One.....he and his wife looks like dey is 18 or somethin'. ( meant dat as a complement , Evil ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Of course.......I got a hand up on the old and ugly wagon when I was 30 and half my face quit workin' fer 6 months! I looked kinda like dis! but only one eye would blink! My purdy looks have gone down hill ever since! ~EE~ I got ya beat EE.....Evil can verify dis,,,,,he's seen my u-gly mug ! I look like tem miles of bad road wif dim buzzards fallin' off da gut wagon cuz somebody put da sneak on me and beat me wif dat u-gly stick an dat made me look like I've been rode hard an put up wet ! Now dims my gooder points ! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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