Red Logan #12252 Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Mention a 'Gentlemens Club' and I heard that lecture..... The instructor was kinda loud tho..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Term Emory Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Slim, I don't understand why you'd get lectured about hanging out with a bunch of gentlemen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Slim, I don't understand why you'd get lectured about hanging out with a bunch of gentlemen..... I don't ether ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Doesn't matter if you've been to the Last Supper and escorted home by Peter! You been drankin and come in late then you're gonna get lectured just for starters . The cold silent treatment follows shortly after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Doesn't matter if you've been to the Last Supper and escorted home by Peter! You been drankin and come in late then you're gonna get lectured just for starters . The cold silent treatment follows shortly after. The silent treatment never really bothered me. Actually, it was kind of a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I don't ether ! I don't think she liked all the glitter in the laundry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Help Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Gents, Seems ta me That there is just one right answer to this here problem "Don't Go Home!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake River Clay SASS #34984 Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 I stopped it this way: Slam the door open, stomp up the stairs, barge into the bedroom and yell "You wanna fool around?" She never wakes up anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clueless Bob Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 If I did that, the last thing I would hear would be a slide going forward and a load bang!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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