Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 My wife and I went to the State Fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW’! That's more than twice! a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day You could REALLY learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.' AND My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 You're actually still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Lord Gawd man,....ya damn lucky to be alive ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Well, they say the Lord protects fools. Don't know what He does for danged idjits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Help Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Know'd a fella once was fond of goin out and drinkin fer the week end. Then he got hitched. One weekend, he went out on a binder and did not come home fer three days. When he did get home, his wife was waiting fer him. After a long arguement, she final asked. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for three days running?" He told her that would suit him just fine. So, the next day he did not see her, nor the second day either. But by the middle of the third day the swelling in his right eye had gone down enough that he could just make her out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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