Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them." RANCHER: "Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." GOV'T AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one." RANCHER: "That would be me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 + 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Milo Talon SASS #23163 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Oh Lordy Dusty.....dats a good'em ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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