Monday laugh

[Dusty Balz, SASS#46599]

NO UNDERWEAR- Makes Sense to Me

 

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

 

'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.

 

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

 

'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.

 

The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'

 

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

 

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

 

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

 

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

 

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

 

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

 

 

:lol:

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

You're right: "money can't buy happiness", but I have a long-term lease with an option to renew.

[Michigan Slim]

Money ain't evrythin but evrythin takes money! The answer is 'money'. What's your question?

[Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355]

Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

 

I hope its okay to help them reap what they sew.

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

 

I hope its okay to help them reap what they sew.

 

..... that would be right neighbourly of you ...