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If it had been a possum, they might have gotten away with it. Or a raccoon. Lot more road kill possum and raccoon than deer. Smaller too.

 

 

We once had a similar episode with a local chinese restaurant, that involved a rat escaping from the kitchen. I guess the rat could see how things were going and decided that the dining room was a safer place.

 

The restaurant did not reopen after the incident.

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The gal said she was "amazed" and would never eat Chinese food again. Duh! I don't know what the heck she was amazed about. She was saying they were joking about so-called "rumors" about Chinese restaurants. C'mon, lady, get a clue. There's a basis for those rumors, y'know. We had a Chinese restaurant close down several years ago in a town where I lived. The health department found out they were serving cat. No wonder there was a shortage of neighborhood cats around the place.

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The gal said she was "amazed" and would never eat Chinese food again. Duh! I don't know what the heck she was amazed about. She was saying they were joking about so-called "rumors" about Chinese restaurants. C'mon, lady, get a clue. There's a basis for those rumors, y'know. We had a Chinese restaurant close down several years ago in a town where I lived. The health department found out they were serving cat. No wonder there was a shortage of neighborhood cats around the place.

 

There is a lesson to be learned. If the cat population is depleted, the rat population will increase.

Law of physics. With a surplus of rats, the menu will add another entree.

 

With chop suey, you get one from column A and one from column B, and as a special, you get one from column R. No get anything from column C.

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I was in Madrid and hungry . . . . went into a restaurant . . . no one spoke a single word of english . . . I pointed to something on the menue . . it was very good . . . . I could hear dogs barking in the kitchen. I like to think that what I ate was goat . . . ? :huh:

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I was in Madrid and hungry . . . . went into a restaurant . . . no one spoke a single word of english . . . I pointed to something on the menue . . it was very good . . . . I could hear dogs barking in the kitchen. I like to think that what I ate was goat . . . ? :huh:

 

Sorry to tell you, pard...but it probably wasn't. :blink:

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I was in Madrid and hungry . . . . went into a restaurant . . . no one spoke a single word of english . . . I pointed to something on the menue . . it was very good . . . . I could hear dogs barking in the kitchen. I like to think that what I ate was goat . . . ? :huh:

 

 

 

 

I've ate dawg fore, an it's putty tastey !

 

 

 

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Beggars the question, who was road kill?

 

 

 

I tank da skeet boarder was......................

 

 

 

 

Lest I've been drinkin' ! ! lol

 

 

 

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