Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I come out of the gunshed and get jumped by a hummingbird. He's right in my face buzzing and chirping. I'm standing there thinking "You idjit. I'm wearing a camo cap a dirty shirt and Wranglers. There's no way you could mistake me for a tasty flow...." and then I remembered which camo cap I was wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 He was going for the Orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Good hat, but they like anything red. My dear departed daddy and I were camping in New Mexico onct (White Mountain Wilderness) and the place was crawling with the little suckers. ANYTHING red in camp they'd suck on, even the cap on the Coleman fuel. Guess they don't smell too awful good. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Told ya to wear a helmet........... :lol: LG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 It might have been that lilac water you was wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 maybe it was a soot lord, Bob i usually have them viff up and down in front of me trying to intimidate the bird they see in the reflection on my glasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eamon Chute Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Well UB, it's official......you are a sweetie! A big ole sweetie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 It cudda been worse, Bob. He could have been a bird of prey, or worse, a buzzard..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 There must be a HUMMER NAPPER on the loose I have not seen any around here in a month or better CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 There must be a HUMMER NAPPER on the loose I have not seen any around here in a month or better CB Must be the drought. We've been getting decent rain here for the past month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 They swarmed me again this morning. I think I'll hang this hat up till they head south for the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Blossom's okay I guess, but Pansy is fightin' words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Hang out some sugar water and see what they dew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 Hang out some sugar water and see what they dew. I have 3 feeders out. You'd think that would be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 And to think, I knew UB back when he was a real man. We are going to change his alias to HideyHoleBob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Hey Blossom, those little buggers always buzz me too, I hate 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 And to think, I knew UB back when he was a real man. We are going to change his alias to HideyHoleBob. Never been a real man. Went straight from boy to geezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Never been a real man. Went straight from boy to geezer. No boy came out of Viet Nam, my friend. But you are a geezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Ears Wilson, SASS #77948 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 It's your own fault if that nickname sticks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horace Patootie, SASS #35798 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Maybe you were a "flower child " in your youth. Horace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted September 7, 2012 Author Share Posted September 7, 2012 Maybe you were a "flower child " in your youth. Horace Yup. Spent all my time burnin my draft card and smokin marywanna! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Well UB, it's official......you are a sweetie! A big ole sweetie! I could have told you that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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