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I was born naked, no hair, toothless, couldn't see well, couldn't walk, then got beat until I cried.

 

Seems I'm returning to the same condition. :blush:

 

 

"Once a man... twice a child."

 

ts

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Yep! Only this time the diapers are bigger an' you gotta' pay fer 'em yerself!! :lol::lol::wacko::o

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I was born naked, no hair, toothless, couldn't see well, couldn't walk, then got beat until I cried.

 

Seems I'm returning to the same condition. :blush:

 

 

 

Well now...............

 

 

 

 

Dat seems far-mill-er to me !

 

 

 

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Heck, I was so ugly when I was born they was too busy slappin' my Mama til she cried!

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Don't know bout you, but I don't remember nothin'..........

 

 

 

Just what other folks tell me 2nd hand !

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Don't know bout you, but I don't remember nothin'..........

 

 

 

Just what other folks tell me 2nd hand !

 

Not to worry, Hawk...We'll all get back to that spot too!

 

:lol::unsure:

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I was born at a very early age.

 

"I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine

I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine

I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal

And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

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I was born at a very early age.

 

"I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine

I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine

I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal

And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

 

"Ya load sixteen tons and what do ya get, another DAY OLDER & DEEPER IN DEBT" and closer to diapers again!

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Yeah, they circumcised me when I was born too, hurt so much I couldn't walk for a year

 

I heard that you weighed 12 lbs when you were born. After being circumcised, you weighed 8. :lol:

 

Jake

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Nothin' seems to have changed. :lol:

 

.........Well, almost nothin'.......

 

They did finally stop slappin' my mama and let her get up and go home.......

 

:lol:

 

 

 

~EE Taft~

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"Ya load sixteen tons and what do ya get, another DAY OLDER & DEEPER IN DEBT" and closer to diapers again!

Or, "Ya borrow sixteen trillion and what do you get, another DAY OLDER and DEEPER NATIONAL DEBT" and closer to diapers again! :blush:

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Birdgun nekkid. :blink:

TMI

 

I need a drink!

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Speaking of nekkid------I have a female Dr. (Internest) and I had a complete physical last week and she sat down in front of me with this grim look on her face and said, "Now Charlie don't take this personal because it's not, it's just part of my medical opinion. Charlie, you just don't look good nakkid any more."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ruined my whole day. :huh::o

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I'm confused. You say you were born? And all this time I thought quail were hatched? :blink:

Nah. But I did have a rough childhood. I was left to raise my younger brother and sister all by myself after my mother died six months before I was born. :blink:

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Speaking of nekkid------I have a female Dr. (Internest) and I had a complete physical last week and she sat down in front of me with this grim look on her face and said, "Now Charlie don't take this personal because it's not, it's just part of my medical opinion. Charlie, you just don't look good nakkid any more."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ruined my whole day. :huh::o

 

But CC you still sing pretty well.

 

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