Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I was born naked, no hair, toothless, couldn't see well, couldn't walk, then got beat until I cried. Seems I'm returning to the same condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I was born naked, no hair, toothless, couldn't see well, couldn't walk, then got beat until I cried. Seems I'm returning to the same condition. "Once a man... twice a child." ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Yep! Only this time the diapers are bigger an' you gotta' pay fer 'em yerself!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I was born naked, no hair, toothless, couldn't see well, couldn't walk, then got beat until I cried. Seems I'm returning to the same condition. Well now............... Dat seems far-mill-er to me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Heck, I was so ugly when I was born they was too busy slappin' my Mama til she cried! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Don't know bout you, but I don't remember nothin'.......... Just what other folks tell me 2nd hand ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Don't know bout you, but I don't remember nothin'.......... Just what other folks tell me 2nd hand ! Not to worry, Hawk...We'll all get back to that spot too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Were up in the Baptist category too, Birdgun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I was born at a very early age. "I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I was born at a very early age. "I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul" "Ya load sixteen tons and what do ya get, another DAY OLDER & DEEPER IN DEBT" and closer to diapers again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Yeah, they circumcised me when I was born too, hurt so much I couldn't walk for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Yeah, they circumcised me when I was born too, hurt so much I couldn't walk for a year I heard that you weighed 12 lbs when you were born. After being circumcised, you weighed 8. Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Heck, I was so ugly when I was born they was too busy slappin' my Mama til she cried! Nothin' seems to have changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Nothin' seems to have changed. .........Well, almost nothin'....... They did finally stop slappin' my mama and let her get up and go home....... ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 "Ya load sixteen tons and what do ya get, another DAY OLDER & DEEPER IN DEBT" and closer to diapers again! Or, "Ya borrow sixteen trillion and what do you get, another DAY OLDER and DEEPER NATIONAL DEBT" and closer to diapers again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm confused. You say you were born? And all this time I thought quail were hatched? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Birdgun nekkid. TMI I need a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Speaking of nekkid------I have a female Dr. (Internest) and I had a complete physical last week and she sat down in front of me with this grim look on her face and said, "Now Charlie don't take this personal because it's not, it's just part of my medical opinion. Charlie, you just don't look good nakkid any more." Ruined my whole day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Cherokee, I just gotta ask, was there was a time when you did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm confused. You say you were born? And all this time I thought quail were hatched? Nah. But I did have a rough childhood. I was left to raise my younger brother and sister all by myself after my mother died six months before I was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 Birdgun nekkid. TMI I need a drink! UB, I also pooped my pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted August 26, 2012 Author Share Posted August 26, 2012 Speaking of nekkid------I have a female Dr. (Internest) and I had a complete physical last week and she sat down in front of me with this grim look on her face and said, "Now Charlie don't take this personal because it's not, it's just part of my medical opinion. Charlie, you just don't look good nakkid any more." Ruined my whole day. But CC you still sing pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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