Things You Learn Around the Campfire

[Lightnin Rick SASS #43246]

Good Gosh this campfire question has turned into a Wildfire.

[Guest Gunnin Gambler]

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[Adirondack Jack, SASS #53440]

I have been buying EXACTLY the same brand and style sock for many years, always white..... That way I simply have a loose pile of socks in the drawer. Pick two and go. If ya get one with a hole in it, toss it and pick another. Life is only as hard as you make it.

[Curley Cole, SASS #56849]

Hubby is about as far from OC as one gets.

 

Yep, you haven't earned the right to call yourself "old." If you're old, I'm ancient. I'm 20 years older than you.

 

Regards,

 

Allie "who has earned the right to call herself an 'old broad'" Mo

 

 

Miz Mo

 

I have met you, seen you and even hugged you a time or two....

 

You do NOT have even the slightest appearance of "OLD";;

 

curley

[Lone Dog, SASS #20401]

Never thow away a sock. Even with toe holes they make good gun rugs, shotgun swabs etc etc...

[evil dogooder]

Hmmmm never EVER be the first to fall asleep! Things happen

[Marty Mudd]

Hi Old,

 

Hubby has an easier system. He buys the same style sock in bulk and I just put them loose in his sock drawer. As they are all the same (guess he doesn't know about the right/left thing), he can just grab any two. He tosses them as they wear out. When he's down to a few pair, he buys a new batch and tosses the old.

 

Regards,

 

Allie Mo

 

 

Yup.

I do put them in pairs in my sock basket but, don't have to be fussy; any 2 of same batch will do

[Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862]

Hi Old,

 

Hubby has an easier system. He buys the same style sock in bulk and I just put them loose in his sock drawer. As they are all the same (guess he doesn't know about the right/left thing), he can just grab any two. He tosses them as they wear out. When he's down to a few pair, he buys a new batch and tosses the old.

 

Regards,

 

Allie Mo

Sounds like my system too, I have dark and light pairs loose in the drawer....this right and left socks thing doesn't work for me

[Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195]

Never suggest a woman shoot in the 49er catagory unless you know for sure that she is in fact over 49 years old.

that ties in with the "never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you see the baby crowning"

[Shooting Bull]

To save allot of $$$$.

Lock up your whiskey when P-lilly Slim(e) comes to town

:P

LG

 

 

Bah, I'm like one of those new hybrid vehicles. I can run on whiskey OR tequila.

[Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life]

Bah, I'm like one of those new hybrid vehicles. I can run on whiskey OR tequila.

 

Speaking of drinking:

 

Never show up to a beer drinking contest with a six pack, when your competition has brought a cooler with 3 cases in it.

If the bottle says "vodka" but the liquid inside is golden brown let someone else drink first.

Never, ever leave your beer can unmarked or unobserved if there are cowboys who chew around the campfire.

 

Regards

 

 

Gateway Kid

[Noz]

Hi Old,

 

Hubby has an easier system. He buys the same style sock in bulk and I just put them loose in his sock drawer. As they are all the same (guess he doesn't know about the right/left thing), he can just grab any two. He tosses them as they wear out. When he's down to a few pair, he buys a new batch and tosses the old.

 

Regards,

 

Allie Mo

 

To even simplify that system more: Every time you buy, buy all the same color but not the same as the last batch. I know the grey socks are newest, brown might have a hole or two and the white ones are pretty much shot.

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217]

To even simplify that system more: Every time you buy, buy all the same color but not the same as the last batch. I know the grey socks are newest, brown might have a hole or two and the white ones are pretty much shot.

That won't work for someone who will only wear black socks.

[Colorado Coffinmaker]

If yer over 60, never pass up a place to pee.

 

Never trust a fart.