Subdeacon Joe Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Downside up rather than upside down? Or Outside in rather than inside out? If you stand on your head (do it literally and you are VERY limber!), you are heading on your stand. Bottles! A round for the house to help put them in the proper frame of mind to ponder such esoterica. Hmmmm.....I may have too much time on my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 You need a new hobby sir. That thinking thing is dangerous and will just get you in troube sooner or later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 29, 2012 Author Share Posted May 29, 2012 You need a new hobby sir. That thinking thing is dangerous and will just get you in troube sooner or later One can hope so, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Downside up rather than upside down? Or Outside in rather than inside out? If you stand on your head (do it literally and you are VERY limber!), you are heading on your stand. Bottles! A round for the house to help put them in the proper frame of mind to ponder such esoterica. Hmmmm.....I may have too much time on my hands. SDJ, is this like driving on a parkway and parking in a driveway? Yes Sir, you may have too much time on your hands............... but I like the way you think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Why do they call them hot water heaters? It's a COLD water heater. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 If it eats ants why isn't it an eatanter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 30, 2012 Author Share Posted May 30, 2012 Why do they call them hot water heaters? It's a COLD water heater. JHC And "tuna FISH." I guess as opposed to "tuna CHICKEN" or "tuna BEEVE" or even "tuna PIG." If it eats ants why isn't it an eatanter? If birds can fly, why can't a fly bird??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 And "tuna FISH." I guess as opposed to "tuna CHICKEN" or "tuna BEEVE" or even "tuna PIG." What about the album from the 70's, "You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Why do they call them apartments? They should be called togetherments. (thank oyu, Gallagher) Why do we call it a Nevada sweep? What has Nevada got to do with a continuous sweep with no double-taps on end targets? Why do we call ourselves 'cowboys'? That term was used only for novice cowhands or as a derogatory name. Men working on ranches would have been called riders, wranglers, cowhands or ranch hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Cord Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Why does round pizza come in a square box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowCatcher Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Why does round pizza come in a square box? If a sham is a fake, why do we buy sham poo instead of the real thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Cord Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Coke is the real thing, but I don't wash my hair with it! If a sham is a fake, why do we buy sham poo instead of the real thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 If a sham is a fake, why do we buy sham poo instead of the real thing? Can you even buy realpagne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Is it still winter where you are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 If you're sitting on a love seat can you still hate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Pro is positive, con is negative, that fact is plainly seen. If progress means move forward, then what does Congress mean? Nipsy Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outrider Outlaw Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Has anyone ever been underwhelmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Branch Louie Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 If ya get in a fight, how do you know if ya got beat up or beat down?? Antifreeze prevents freeze up in your car, but does summer coolant really cool down the summers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Have anyone ever actually seen a mind being boggled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 30, 2012 Author Share Posted May 30, 2012 Is it still winter where you are? No, I don't think so. Is it supposed to be? Has anyone ever been underwhelmed? I got whelmed up-side the head with a baseball once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Can you have lunch in the breakfast nook? Can you sleep all night on a day bed? If you don't have any gloves in you're glove compartment then what is it called? (I've got a hundred of these) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Can you have lunch in the breakfast nook? Can you sleep all night on a day bed? If you don't have any gloves in you're glove compartment then what is it called? (I've got a hundred of these) What are you gonna do with a hundred glove compartments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Why aren't Butterflys called Flutterbys? Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 What are you gonna do with a hundred glove compartments? Sell 'em on ebay? lol Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Poly - means many ticks - blood sucking animals Put it together for politics Why is the name of the world's most successful commercial aircraft company sound like something just fell off - Boeing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Shouldn't it be called...... $%##paper instead of toilet paper? Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Have you ever been gruntled or concerted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 31, 2012 Author Share Posted May 31, 2012 ..pronounced "eye-ron" rather than "eye-earn?" The word "Iron" I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Joe, it depends on where you're from. I've heard it both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 Joe, it depends on where you're from. I've heard it both ways. Actually, if you look back to early modern English, using rhymes and meter as a guide, "eye-ron" or "eye-run" were the standard pronunciations. It only changed in the last 150 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Why does round pizza come in a square box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 ..pronounced "eye-ron" rather than "eye-earn?" The word "Iron" I mean. Thought it was "arn", that's what my roommate in the Army called it, but he was from Polecat, PA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Can you even buy realpagne? I have heard there are ads on Craigslist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Has anyone ever been underwhelmed? Everytime Congress or the administration says something Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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