Cascade Charlie, SASS # 48668L Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 In the Blue Ridge Mountains, there was a retired sailor who was reputed to have the best hunting dog ever, by the name of "Chief" Three Admirals went-up into the mountains and wanted to rent him. The old sailor said good hunting dog,...gonna cost ya $50.00 a day." They agreed and three days later came back with the limit. The next year they came back. "Chief" got better, gonna cost you $75.00 a day," again they agreed, and 2 days later they came back with the limit. The third year they came back and told the old sailor they had to have "Chief" even if it cost $100.00 a day. The old sailor replied, "You can have the worthless mutt for $5.00 a day, and I'm overcharging you $4.00!!" The bewildered Admirals asked, "But we don't understand, what happened to him?" "Well, a crew from the Navy base in Norfolk came up and rented him. One of the idiots called him Master Chief, and he's just been sitting on his ass barkin' ever since..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire # 35333L Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Charlie, I feel like that was directed at me, but I know you wouldn't think that way. Hellfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeye Doug Dalton SASS#65449L Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 GO NAVY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Heard that a long time ago, except the dog was named "lawyer," and some idiot called him "judge." Still funny, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Sides Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Good one....,I'm still lauphing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 JEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ ! ! Ya could at least give a feller a little warin' ? ! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Now all we need is a version with doctors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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