Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the chicken farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.. I am celebrating' 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman. 'What a coincidence!' says the chicken farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.' 'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?' 'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Uh oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickahominy Charlie Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 "Lord, I apologize for that there....and be with the Pygmies in New Guinea....Amen." -- Larry the Cable Guy Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 "Lord, I apologize for that there....and be with the Pygmies in New Guinea....Amen." -- Larry the Cable Guy Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blackwater 53393 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 CHICKEN JOKES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 ...I know better than to read Okie's posts, but I went ahead on and read it anyway... ...and then I have to punch my mind's eye out!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger #3720LR Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Even thought I don't post to Okie's threads, I do have a large piece of clear plastic wrap on the desk to place over the monitors and keyboard before opening and reading any of his posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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