Red Logan #12252 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 The Blonde Pilot.. This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position." She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." (Pause) "O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 ..... Fit helmet and testicular guard ..... then try to have a safe day ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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