Krazy Kajun Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Full moons don't happen all that often either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Full moons don't happen all that often either. Once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 An elderly gentleman was in Vegas celebrating his birthday. One of his close friends decided to send him a hot call girl for the evening. When the birthday boy answered a knock at the door, a beautiful young lady stood there. She smiled and said, "I'm here to offer you some suuuuuper sex!" The old gentleman replied, "I'll just have the soup." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Once a month. As usual, Curley, there is an exception. Once in a blue moon, we get 2. Momma don't recognize that tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. I suppose that's better than ending up with a split infinitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I knew a girl like that in High School. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I knew a girl like that in High School. Rim Shot!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 No, IIRC it was pretty much right down the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I suppose that's better than ending up with a split infinitive. Those hurt as bad as a cut quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I think that this thread might be suffering from a run-on sentence. Funny, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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