Red Logan #12252 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained," one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait... Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I am sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you.. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Anybody check to see if the SASS alias "Tonto Goldstein" is taken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 I will admit that made me laugh.... but don't tell anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 I will admit that made me laugh.... but don't tell anyone Feel free to add any info you might have... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Anybody check to see if the SASS alias "Tonto Goldstein" is taken? ...yeah those hill-billy native american Jews will get 'em everytime... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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