Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Oh that ain't my wife Furball! That is my boot shine boy. The money he had is what I paid him to clean the manure off my boots and put a shine back on! You boys is jealous 'cause you know I'm gonna whup up on y'all come May. And how'd you come ta get maure on yer boot anyhow??? Talkin' again and standin still? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You boys is jealous 'cause you know I'm gonna whup up on y'all come May. And how'd you come ta get maure on yer boot anyhow??? Talkin' again and standin still? Well ya see CR, I don't just play cowboy, I am one! Now, get ta polishing! If you whup me come may, I will polish yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted April 11, 2012 Author Share Posted April 11, 2012 There's a lot of Bulls***T flyinin aound here....first it's Doc, then Cowboy Rick and now the Mighty Furball. Now, we have to put in a shoeshine stand so's some of you all can pay off your challenges. Shoe is gonna be fun....I'll be cooking a batch of Crowspam for the loosers. KK PS: It sounds like Frenchy, Boss Outlaw, Prairie Dawg and myself will be fightin it out for Josie Wales honors. Special awards to the man with the longest pistol barrel....lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Just what you mean Bullspit is flying around? Rick, you spittin, I ain't spittin! Might stretch things just a wee bit, but no harm in that is there? Karl, you just worry bout keeping that San Fransisco Longhair they call Furry Balls under control and leave Rick and I alone, we are just fine over hear listening to the voices in our heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Har...nothin' but sissy talk. My guns will speak louder than words boys! GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Just what you mean Bullspit is flying around? Rick, you spittin, I ain't spittin! Might stretch things just a wee bit, but no harm in that is there? Karl, you just worry bout keeping that San Fransisco Longhair they call Furry Balls under control and leave Rick and I alone, we are just fine over hear listening to the voices in our heads. Gunner is a legend in his own mind - He got sum chutin ta do if he gonna back up talk like thatDoc - You'd best bring yer shoeshine kitAnd those ain't voices, they're real people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Longhair 27261 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Good one Doc!! All funni'n aside, it was good ta see the o'l rick! He does have excellent taste in cigars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! furball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Yeah C'Rick...I'd gotta believe in myself 'fore I can 'make it public' GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Good one Doc!! All funni'n aside, it was good ta see the o'l rick! He does have excellent taste in cigars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! furball Between the ceegars, the whiskey, and the cards - it wasn't too bad a night Yeah C'Rick...I'd gotta believe in myself 'fore I can 'make it public' GG Gunner - just close your eyes and click your heels 3 times. You'll believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spittoon otool Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Let me tell you about a reoccurring Pale Rider gunfighter dream I’ve been having: I can see it now, even through the smoke, my last winning shot. Let me describe it…..there’s Cowboy Rick cursing so hard (cuss words that haven’t been invented yet) that his false teeth fly out, then there’s Gunner Gatlin stomping his hat vowing revenge, there stands Bloodwashed with crying like a baby with tears running down his face, Fur ball ripping at his dress and bonnet, and Doc Eells running bow legged towards the outhouse with soiled depends. It will be glorious! Spittoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Let me tell you about a reoccurring Pale Rider gunfighter dream I've been having: I can see it now, even through the smoke, my last winning shot. Let me describe it…..there's Cowboy Rick cursing so hard (cuss words that haven't been invented yet) that his false teeth fly out, then there's Gunner Gatlin stomping his hat vowing revenge, there stands Bloodwashed with crying like a baby with tears running down his face, Fur ball ripping at his dress and bonnet, and Doc Eells running bow legged towards the outhouse with soiled depends. It will be glorious! Spittoon "Toon - you'd best sleep in and keep dreamin' - dat be da onliest way yer gonna see THAT happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Hey, I ain't got time for this hog wash! I am gettin ready to head out to a shoot tomorrow, Smoke in the Woods in Middletown, Ohio. Anyway, you girls carry on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted April 13, 2012 Share Posted April 13, 2012 Hey, I ain't got time for this hog wash! I am gettin ready to head out to a shoot tomorrow, Smoke in the Woods in Middletown, Ohio. Anyway, you girls carry on! Now I'm jealous! Give 'er hell, Doc CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted April 16, 2012 Author Share Posted April 16, 2012 Now I'm jealous! Give 'er hell, Doc CR Ya know, I can take the talk about eatin fried spam and the part about drinkin shine and all, but do you haveta mention you're goin shootin....that's just plain mean. KK PS: Just talked to Padre and he has finished the certificates and remember to be nice to him....our official scorekeeper and the glue that keeps this shoot together. Prairie Dawg and Cowboy Rick have the stages written. Travelin Kid is doin the night shoot on Friday night and it's shapin up to be a great shoot. We have over 20+apps in so far and as usual we should be gettin a bunch in the next two weeks. See ya there....KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Longhair 27261 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Yer starti'n ta scare folks SPITOON-- YER HAVI'N DREAMS A ME WEARI'N A DRESS?????? Li'l Sis wants ta have a chat with ya!!! I do believe I gots some picture a you or Travli'n kid actually weari'n a skirt fur loosi'n the coveted WHOUP-ASS award a few years back!!!! Keep havi'n yer dreams pard!!!! yer hero furball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Spitoon is Scarin a lot of folks with these dreams! I mean that is the stuff ya see in movies! Anyway, I got all the nasty stuff out of the way at Smoke in the Woods. All that is left is top notch, purely awesome shootin! Mingo, aka: Bilbo Baggins, told me to save some of the crow for Warsaw, but it was tasting good so I just sucked it all right down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Spitoon is Scarin a lot of folks with these dreams! I mean that is the stuff ya see in movies! Anyway, I got all the nasty stuff out of the way at Smoke in the Woods. All that is left is top notch, purely awesome shootin! Mingo, aka: Bilbo Baggins, told me to save some of the crow for Warsaw, but it was tasting good so I just sucked it all right down! Spittoon will be sleepwalking if that's what he's seein'. If you ate crow, just make sure it's all the way through your alimentary canal before you show up at Paradise Pass Hope you got all that ourt of yer system, 'cause I want yer best Bloodwashed got ideas too, but he ain't quick enuff to worry about CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelin kid #51083 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Yer starti'n ta scare folks SPITOON-- YER HAVI'N DREAMS A ME WEARI'N A DRESS?????? Li'l Sis wants ta have a chat with ya!!! I do believe I gots some picture a you or Travli'n kid actually weari'n a skirt fur loosi'n the coveted WHOUP-ASS award a few years back!!!! Keep havi'n yer dreams pard!!!! yer hero furball Dress? What Dress????? I could bring that dress for somebody to wear, the loser of this Pale Rider challenge!!!!! I'm not shooting Pale Rider, so I won't be needing it...... (Doc, is there a possibility of bringing another / extra mason jar with you??????) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 [size="3" (Doc, is there a possibility of bringing another / extra mason jar with you??????) I know I will be bringin a little apple pie with me, made from the pure "spring water." I don't know if I will have been able to get any more by then or not. Right now, the supply is low! CR, I am sure the canal will have passed all of the crow by then! Ready to fill it with the Griswald breakfast, and TATERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Washed SASS #79269 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Spittoon will be sleepwalking if that's what he's seein'. If you ate crow, just make sure it's all the way through your alimentary canal before you show up at Paradise Pass Hope you got all that ourt of yer system, 'cause I want yer best Bloodwashed got ideas too, but he ain't quick enuff to worry about CR Well HUMPH.......then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Looks like Saturday is a possibility Sunday is Mothers day and 1 year since my Dad died. Figger I'll spend the day with mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Right on MD....sorry again about your dad passing. GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Looks like Saturday is a possibility Sunday is Mothers day and 1 year since my Dad died. Figger I'll spend the day with mom For 4 years now, my brother and I have spent the anniversary of dad's passing with mom. It is just the thing to do. I know what you are going through and I feel for ya pard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelin kid #51083 Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 I know I will be bringin a little apple pie with me, made from the pure "spring water." I don't know if I will have been able to get any more by then or not. Right now, the supply is low! CR, I am sure the canal will have passed all of the crow by then! Ready to fill it with the Griswald breakfast, and TATERS! Loved that "Spring Water" from last year! I think I'm in charge of acquiring a dress, for this "Pale Rider" challenge, Blood Washed, what size be you in a dress????? Oh yeah, one more thing, I just looked over the final cut of the Stages, you all are gonna have to THINK! Dawg did a GREAT JOB!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spittoon otool Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Loved that "Spring Water" from last year! I think I'm in charge of acquiring a dress, for this "Pale Rider" challenge, Blood Washed, what size be you in a dress????? Oh yeah, one more thing, I just looked over the final cut of the Stages, you all are gonna have to THINK! Dawg did a GREAT JOB!!!!!!!! Better get a ladies "Jumbo" size for Bloodwashed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted April 19, 2012 Author Share Posted April 19, 2012 Better get a ladies "Jumbo" size for Bloodwashed! I have to stick up for my pard BW. He isn't in the jumbo category and I think that's really cruel and rude to insinuate that. I will be able to give you his exact size right after his shirt gets back from the tent factory.....I couldn't resist BW.....but you will look cute in a dress. KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Washed SASS #79269 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Now you guys went an done it. Ya woke up this sleepin BEAR.........fast mean shootin machine!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok now who all in this Pale Rider Gun Fighter shoot fer the dress cat-e-gory??????????? Lets list em.. 1. Blood Washed 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spittoon O Tool SASS #62053 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Now you guys went an done it. Ya woke up this sleepin BEAR.........fast mean shootin machine!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok now who all in this Pale Rider Gun Fighter shoot fer the dress cat-e-gory??????????? Lets list em.. 1. Blood Washed 2. I'm a shoot'in Pale Rider Gunfighter but mind you the last time I wore a dress it took three dudes to put me in it! Note: never stumble drunk into a bar called “The Sausage Fest” on tranny night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Washed SASS #79269 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Now you guys went an done it. Ya woke up this sleepin BEAR.........fast mean shootin machine!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok now who all in this Pale Rider Gun Fighter shoot fer the dress cat-e-gory??????????? Lets list em.. 1. Blood Washed 2. Spittoon O'Tool 3. Gunner Gatlin Need a confirmation on Mustang Bill Any more or is ya all skeered?????????? Blood Washed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelin kid #51083 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Anybody else??????? Yo Guner Gatlin.........whut about you?????????? I think the infamous Mustang Bill from our club is gonna try and Shoot it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Anybody else??????? Yo Guner Gatlin.........whut about you?????????? OK - I can 'pansy' up if I am last....but...that just ain't gonna happen pard....just ain't. GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelin kid #51083 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 You all are a bunch of Chickens! I had the guts to wear the dress, CLICK HERE I think it was one of the few times I saw Furball speechless, and blush...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Washed SASS #79269 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 You all are a bunch of Chickens! I had the guts to wear the dress, CLICK HERE I think it was one of the few times I saw Furball speechless, and blush...... Well anymore???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Washed SASS #79269 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Well anymore???? So far:? 1. Blood Washed 2. Spittoon O'Tool 3. Gunner Gatlin waiting on confirmation from Mustang Bill Blood Washed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelin kid #51083 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I'll be sizing you up for that dress this Saturday at Circle R, Blood Washed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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