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When shooting with Bandana Redd...

 

HEY! Where all the White Women!

 

 

ROFLOL!! I LOVE that Line

 

Jim: "Oh Boys - Looky What I got heere"

 

Bart: "Ware All the White Wimmen!

 

LMFAO

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Maybe there's a presidence... I'll look it up......Land Snatch....land snatch....See Snatch.......

 

Lapetomane Throughway, Wot will that a&&hole think of next..........somebody gotta....

 

Work work work, hello boys I missed you........

 

What's your name cowboy? Tex Mam, Well Tax man are yuu in show business? No... Then Get yer friggen feet off the stage!!!

 

Give the Govern'r a Harrrrumph

 

I always get the warped one

 

Think of your secretary

 

To let ya in on a little family secret my grandmother was Dutch

 

We'll take the N.....rs and the Ch..ks but we won't take the Irish!

 

I'll now read from the Gospels of Matthew, Mark, John, Luke and....DUCK!

 

I'd like to offer you this Laurel and Hardy handshake....

 

 

 

Ya Mind if I shoot yer Ma? (The Ballad of Evil Roy Slade)

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One of my fovorites written by Goose Terwilliger ( the all time best stage writter ever!!!) was given while standing on the porch to the Shortgrass Rangers Social Club.

 

You are the good guy and the bad guy is in the bordelo. the line is:

 

Come out with your pants up!!

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Aw, heck, just take your pick:

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/quotes

 

Great Link! Hadn't seen it before. Does take some of the fun out of quoting from memory though.

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Great Link! Hadn't seen it before. Does take some of the fun out of quoting from memory though.

 

Yes it does, but it helps remember ones I otherwise would have forgotten!

 

Big Jake is another one with a bunch of good quotes:

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066831/quotes

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Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195

Sgt Quincannon, wearing Capt Brittles too tight civvie suit, to the mob of troopers who think they are about to take him to the stockade.

 

From "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon".

you got it. The line should be said with a heavy irish brouge.

 

another good one is any Stumpy quote: "I brung ye some dynamite"

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How about an oldie but a goodie, from the Duke;

 

"Let's make some noise, Colorado!"

 

As, as he said it...Calerada.

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