owen judice Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I try to have a story line with most of my scenario's but in the summer time heat we sometimes only use an opening line, so what are some of your favorites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I try to have a story line with most of my scenario's but in the summer time heat we sometimes only use an opening line, so what are some of your favorites? Goody's my hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 See WHat HAppened Was !!!!! There I was,,,,, ALL by myself !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Hi Owen, Whether or not we have opening lines on all stages, we always have this one on a stage: "It's tough being an Outlaw in times like these." The club name, The Outlaws! Regards, Allie Mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kougarok George Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 "What's the Line?" "Dying aint a way to make a livn" "$10,000 cuts a lot of family ties" ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C. W. Knight # 47289L Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 "What's the Line?" "Dying aint a way to make a livn" "$10,000 cuts a lot of family ties" ) And from an newborn southerner " Hey ya'all watch this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen judice Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 One of my favorites is the old outlaw talking to the young bounty hunter "Son I can see you have gold fever but your gonna die of lead poisoning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Rick, SASS #49739L Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 "Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvil Al #59168 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 "GO" "What ever that line was." A long one. But I like it. Never seen it used. "You swing a pretty big loop around these parts. But I'm about to jerk the slack out of your rope." "Somebodys got to go back and get a &^%$ load of dimes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen judice Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 How bout "Hey professor catch this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kootenai Brown Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 We had one last year that folks are still talking about - the line was simple, it was "We are the Three Amigos" and then you did the salute like this :Salute. It was the way that Wind Drifter performed it that still has people talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas John Ringo, SASS #10138 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Beer for my horses, whiskey for my men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Texas Bounty Hunter Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 "I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!" (has to be recited in you best Mexican accent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 You make me blush, CL. One of favorites Can I move? I'm better when I move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four Eyes Henry Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Yippee-ki-yay, m**********r see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Magill Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 My absolute favorite is: "Camille, you're on your own." G.W. McClintock Lil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Being a big Tom Selleck fan, I like the short one that shows up somewhere in all his movies, "Excuse me." I also like the one from Monte Walsh, "This is your fault." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Goody's my hero! Do yo know how long it takes to stop laughing after you've actually said that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest talon macleod 29883 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 PI-- on You! I`m working for Mel Brooks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 "BROKEBACK THIS!" Ya know, from Brokeback Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Larry, SASS #58429 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I try to have a story line with most of my scenario's but in the summer time heat we sometimes only use an opening line, so what are some of your favorites? "Are you the man who shot my friend?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitmaster, SASS #78461 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Korrupt Karl is my hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace_of_Hearts Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 YO Macklin............. Where's the whiskey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold Canyon Kid #43974 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Shooters Ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Larry, SASS #58429 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I try to have a story line with most of my scenario's but in the summer time heat we sometimes only use an opening line, so what are some of your favorites? Another favorite of mine: "Excuse me while I whip this out!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Hombre #23212 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 I'm a Peckerton Detinktive, come out shooting or I'll throw up my hands!! BH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Slim, SASS #67301 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 "Hold my beer, give me that gun, and watch this." "I've been to 2 Worlds Fairs, and 4 OU-Texas games, but I aint never seen anything like this." "What the hell, PUT THAT DOWN." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mean gun mark Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 "candygram for mongo" "who are those guys?" "(spit) hows it work on stains" "badges! we dont need no stinkin badges" Just to name a few.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikelbak Jak Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 The Blazing Saddles quotes are awesome! We don't usually do opening lines but, I think I might have to sneak some in at our next shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Do yo know how long it takes to stop laughing after you've actually said that? Surely not as long as it takes you to shoot the stage. "God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red River Ray SASS#33254 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Surely not as long as it takes you to shoot the stage. "God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore" LMAO!! RRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 If my brain is functioning (a tricky proposition on a good day), I always try to play with the line. I'll slip in a club member's alias, say the line with an accent or a lisp, just anything I can think of to get a laugh (I shoot to enjoy it - my times are usually in the 60-80 second range!). Two years ago at the state championship (we have hosted it for the past fourteen years) one of the lines was, "Excuse me while I whip this out!". I had about ten or twelve bandanas tied together and tucked under my pants. After saying the line I started "whipping it out"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Ray Hality, SASS# 37355 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 "Dying ain't much of a living" and "More Bullets!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacknife Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 "Ain't had this much fun since Maw got her left t_ _ caught in the wringer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe E.S. Corpus SASS #87667 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 "New York City?! Get a rope." You know, from the Pace picante sauce commercial! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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