Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 :wub: Miss Barbara :wub: and I went for breakfast this morning. I had some work to catch up on at school and she had a class at Verizon to learn how to use her new smart phone. I came home at 1:00 p.m. and started to make my lunch. Miss Barbara was making chili for supper tonight. Miss Barbara: Well aren't you going ask? Me: Ask what? Miss Barbara: About how my class went! Me: I figured you would tell me if you wanted too! Miss Barbara: That's the problem with you. You don't even care about how my class went, you could care less. You should be interested in the things I do. Me: Ok how did your class go this morning? Miss Barbara: Can't you see I'm busy getting supper together and I don't have time to be discussing that with you and showing you what I learned!! Me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Ifen ya been married long enough, ya know she's right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Since when did it become part of the program for the husband to have even a smidgen of an idea of what is going on inside Mrs.' head. Just shut up and do as your are told and everything will be just dandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I'm not dippin my oar in this pond, not even once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I reckon she would like a little extry chile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 A woman has made up her mind until she decides to change it....without warning or reason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 39 years and I have learned one thing.... You can never win with a woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 If you are with the right woman didn't you already win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted March 3, 2012 Author Share Posted March 3, 2012 If you are with the right woman didn't you already win? Yes!!! But she's so...........ummmm...........well............Complicated! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 If you are with the right woman didn't you already win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I learned very early that the two most important words in the English language are: Yes Dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I know two eternal truths about women. And they are both wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 39 years and I have learned one thing.... You can never win with a woman... Amen, Brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBootsWilly Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Amen +1 Good evenin Wild Will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Amen +1 Good evenin Wild Will Good evenin' there Big Boots. When-r-we going to go shootin' with our new toys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBootsWilly Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Supposed to be pretty warm later next week and the boys will be qualifying at the MM club. Give me a call or email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Wimmmins.........Lady folk.........female type beings................ Ya can't live wif'em................. And dey say ya can't live wifout'em........................ So I guess you just shoot wif'em ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FancyFree#23612L Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Rusty Darlin, You know ya love her Just go with the flo and when she's ready to tell ya she will. AND YOU WILL LEARN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Marshall, See my signature line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backshootin beauford mcgee Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 If you are with the right woman didn't you already win? Now THERE is a woman's view!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Yes!!! But she's so...........ummmm...........well............Complicated! :lol: :lol: The complicated ones are the best kind! Makes life much more interesting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Nope!! Not this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Mudd Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 If you are with the right woman didn't you already win? Yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Guys, we are fighting a losing battle. How can you defeat anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die????????lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBootsWilly Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 I worked, for awhile, at a facility where most of the employees were female and made an interesting observation. There was a group of ladies that would, at lunch time, quickly eat their salads or yogurt, then change into their sneakers and go out and briskly walk all around the grounds. Some would even go out and walk during their afternoon breaks. Good healthy exercise, right. The ironic thing was that when they'd get to work in the morning these ladies would darn near kill each other trying to get the parking spots that were the closest to the employee entrance doors. Ya gotta love em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ranger Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Man thinks,if i get married i get free lovin for life! HMMMM OK Woman thinks,i got that dumb @$$ hooked now,wipe that moonlit smile off your face and hand me that check! Man thinks,BEEEERRRR~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Man thinks,if i get married i get free lovin for life! HMMMM OK Woman thinks,i got that dumb @$$ hooked now,wipe that moonlit smile off your face and hand me that check! Man thinks,BEEEERRRR~~~ You've obviously never been to my house! My husband doesn't drink beer. :-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 A man needs a basement or a work shop. That's the man's domain. That's where you can make a mess or not and nobody but you will care. It's a cluttered space with only man stuff in it. It's where things are taken to be fixed, assembled or built. No smelly candles or china collections allowed. Just remember that when you venture upstairs into HER domain, you ain't in charge any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Lady Hawk has been in my man cave,......which is never a good thing ! She took it upon herself to "rearange" things in my man cave..................AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! Can't find a damn thing...............seems clean to boot...........not like the heavenly smell of fired "Holy Black !" Think I need to give my man cave a exercism ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Guys, we are fighting a losing battle. How can you defeat anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die????????lol :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Guys, we are fighting a losing battle. How can you defeat anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die????????lol Could it be Zombies.................. Yeah dat's it,....ZOMBIES ! WOW....LOOK OUT......LOW FLYIN' CAST IRON FRYIN' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddog McCoy SASS #5672 Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I have no comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 "If you are with the right woman didn't you already win?" Yep, and so did she - it works both ways - it's a partnership. There is some iron in these old humorous words: "Women marry a man expecting to change him. Men marry a woman hoping she won't change. Often, both are disappointed!" Harvey Who's goin' on 27 years of working on limiting the disappointment - wouldn't change it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I've been working on understanding Miss Lorrie for 3 years before we were married and 51 since. ain't happened yet. I just go by the theory that is Lorrie ain't happy, I ain't happy. work from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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