Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 What's the difference in a duck? Quote
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 One of its legs are both the same. -- GIT Quote
Calamity Kris Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 What's the difference in a duck? Is this another one of your random thoughts put to "print" 4T? I guess I don't understand the question. What are the differences between duck breeds, What is the difference in coloration between male and female ducks, What's the difference between a duck and another bird?????????? Inquiring minds want to know..... Quote
Lone Dog, SASS #20401 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 When cooked right with ginger by a Cantonese master chef -- nothing. Any duck'll do. Quote
Harvey Mushman Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 If'n you can do it fast enuf, ya don't get hit! Quote
Big Jake1001 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 What's the difference in a duck? It has one more letter than a BOB and one letter less than a WEAVE. Just sayin' Big Jake Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 They make great tape! Quote
Grizzly Dave Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 That duck tape will fix just about anything! Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 WD 40 duz the rest. Duck tape will just about fix any quack in your walls. Quote
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Don't have nothin' to do with bathtubs and radios, does it...? Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 20, 2012 Author Posted February 20, 2012 HINT: ask Groucho Marx. Quote
Grizzly Dave Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Then you must mean... Why a duck? Quote
Harvey Mushman Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 (edited) It depends on the secret word!! I'd forgotten that - the memory is the second thing to go....... Edited February 20, 2012 by Harvey Mushman Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 What's the difference in a duck? Difference implies a comparison. Duck compared to chicken? Duck meat is darker because ducks actually use their muscles. Overcooked duck meat is horrible, overcooked chicken is what most cooks do anyway and would not know the difference. Duck does not have to be cooked well done, medium rare is good and safe -- unless the duck is processed alongside chickens. You will find differences of opinion on that last line but it's what I learned in culinary school and I've seen it on FoodNetwork many times and have survived eating medium rare duck on several occassions. Quote
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 "Say the magic word and you win a hundred dollars" "Party? Party? You call this a party? The booze is warm, the broads are cold, and I'm getting' hot under the collar!" "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." I love Groucho.... LL Quote
J-BAR #18287 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I memorized all of Harpo's quotes. Quote
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I memorized all of Harpo's quotes. Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I memorized all of Harpo's quotes. That one took me a second. :lol: Quote
Bama Red Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 I know two facts about ducks. And they're both wrong! Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Ducks don't breed with cats very well. Quote
Noz Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 That one took me a second. :lol: Me too! Good one J-Bar. I even went to google and still don't know the difference in a duck. Quote
Finagler 6853 Life Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it must be ??????????? A merganzer. Quote
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 No difference. Trick question. Quote
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 No difference. Trick question. So it is alike! Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it must be ??????????? A merganzer. Or a loon. Quote
Oklahomabound Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it must be ??????????? A merganzer. common or hooded????? Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Posted February 21, 2012 If God had intended for ducks to fly they would have been born with propellers. Quote
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 Stop it! You guys are quacking me up Quote
Tom Foolery U.S.M. #2348 Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 AFLAC sorry, couldn't help it TF Quote
DocWard Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 What's the difference in a duck? Unless you mean cotton duck, which would be a duck of a different color... Maybe a Canvasback Quote
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