Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I like it!! http://www.hightechdad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/application_for_permission_to_date_my_daughter.pdf GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I like it!! http://www.hightechdad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/application_for_permission_to_date_my_daughter.pdf GG ~ I especially like rule four and rule nine. Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 That is awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Slim, SASS #67301 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 What if your tattoo says "MOM"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasted Cap Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 That's just WOW upside down, and he's trying to look up her shirt. Application Denied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 What the heck is wrong with oversize tires? Otherwise, it sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 When my youngest daughter was still in high school she told me a guy was coming on alittle too strong... I told her to tell him that if he didn't mind his manners her mother was going to shoot him. She looked at me and said, "mom.... if he doesn't back off I'm gonna shoot him" I think she meant it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 What the heck is wrong with oversize tires? Otherwise, it sounds good to me. For trekking in the backwoods for some nekkin'... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 For trekking in the backwoods for some nekkin'... GG ~ You don't need oversize tires for that, just a four wheel drive and good tread. Not that I would know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 15, 2012 Author Share Posted February 15, 2012 You don't need oversize tires for that, just a four wheel drive and good tread. Not that I would know... Well....depends on the woods and the downed trees to 'walk' over, and the mud to get through - they don't just sell those tires for looks.. GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Hands SASS #8247 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Just posted that form to my facebook page as a public service announcement. I've got a daughter, my friends have daughters, and they're all beautiful, smart and too darned good for any of the boys I've seen hanging around. The daughters that is, not my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I Like it Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a slow, potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond S Doug Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 My brother once posted this status on his facebook page: I have a backhoe a rifle and 38 acres don't mess with my daughter. Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EL NEGRO GATO #8178 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I wouldn't date your daughter on a bet ENG LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pay Dirt Norvelle #90056 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 This is great! I sent it to my daughter to give it to my son-in-law for when my grandaughters are old enough to star dating which will be a bit of a long time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Instead of dating how about a "P&S A" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I told my daughter that I ought to be cleanin guns when the boys showed up to pick her up. That's bee a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Thank you , sir, and with your permission I shall keep this so my son-in-law can use it with my two grandaughters and for my son to show to my two grandsons and warn them! True story, and I think I've posted it here before: When my daughter and her husband were dating, I was in the garage sorting brass. I was just back from a shoot where I had picked several splattered/mashed .45 slugs. I showed my future son in law one and VERY INNOCENTLY (I SWEAR) I asked him if he could imagine what one of these could do to human tissue! To this day, eleven years later, he still tells this story adding "I got the message". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucumcari Tim Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Excellent!!! I am so glad I don't have a daughter to have to deal with this. Well, not really, but if I did, I guarantee she would hate me...... Will definitely be copied with your permission and distributed to all of my nieces. Even the married ones. TT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 16, 2012 Author Share Posted February 16, 2012 I wouldn't date your daughter on a bet ENG LOL Damn right! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I guess I was fortunate. All 3 of my daughters married well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Well....depends on the woods and the downed trees to 'walk' over, and the mud to get through - they don't just sell those tires for looks.. GG ~ You're right, but way too many "mall crawlers" buy them for looks! I'm sure you know the kind. When my wife and I got engaged, my father-in-law gave me a hearty congratulations and proceeded to show me his gun collection. His ENTIRE gun collection. After, I told my wife I didn't know whether it was a "welcome" or a "warning." She smiled and said "both." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shoer 27979 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 My brother once posted this status on his facebook page: I have a backhoe a rifle and 38 acres don't mess with my daughter. Love it That reminds me of when my daughter was 14, this 20 year old boy kept coming around didn't help that my daughter was encouraging it. I didn't like what was going on so I took him aside one day put my arm over his shoulder held him in to me real tight so he couldn't get away from me and said in a very calm, casual voice, "Charlie, I would just as soon take you out back and shoot you then bury you where you fall then to have you screw around with my daughter". I could fell him trembling as he was responding to me saying oh god oh god please don't shoot me please just beat my ass oh please don't shoot me. After that he would not even talk to my daughter, that was 16 or 17 years ago couple years ago she ask me about Charlie and if I had said any thing to him. I told her what I said and at first she was mad then she just started to laughing and thought it was funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clueless Bob Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Figuring out how to send this to my step-son. He's going to need it!!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Hands SASS #8247 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Date Insurance I believe in the best defense being a good offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Reckon I need to send this to my youngest daughter and her hubby. The seven and eight year old will be growin' up mighty quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Saved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 My father in law (who passed away ten years ago ) showed my all his gun collection and I do mean every single gun and all the ammo he had for each weapon. He said to me,"Boy...I pity the fool who trys to take my baby from me !" And like a fool I asked why ? "Cause I'll shot at him, that why ?" he said. To which I replyed, "You can shoot fast and mostly miss...I'll shoot slow and hit !" My wife said I was lucky to make it out of her home after dropping her off ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I like it!! http://www.hightechdad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/application_for_permission_to_date_my_daughter.pdf GG ~ The more I thought about it as I read it, the more I'm convinced his standards are too low! :lol: Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 18, 2012 Author Share Posted February 18, 2012 The more I thought about it as I read it, the more I'm convinced his standards are too low! :lol: Harvey Not everything is a 'one size fits all' - please tailor for your needs GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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