Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 The card I got my wife this year How do you know that the flowers and candy you received were bought at the last minute? They were sent by a guy weren't they!! Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I was watching Robin Mead on CNN. She said she's been married 19 years. I guess she got married at 12. Anyway, she said her husband forgot Valentines day once. She knew when he arrived home from work and gave her a single rose and a stuffed bear. She looked at it and said' "You stopped at the gas station on the way home and got this didn't you?" Busted!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 These days, with all the stuff that happens in our lives, the wife and I have simplifies a few things, Valentines Day is one of them. We walk across the street together to CVS Pharmacy, go right to the card section, find the card we WOULD give to the other, show it to them, wait for the laugh, then walk home together. Yep, WILD nights here on So Cal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 These days, with all the stuff that happens in our lives, the wife and I have simplifies a few things, Valentines Day is one of them. We walk across the street together to CVS Pharmacy, go right to the card section, find the card we WOULD give to the other, show it to them, wait for the laugh, then walk home together. Yep, WILD nights here on So Cal!! Schoolmarm bought herself a pot of pink tulips yesterday and when she got into the truck she handed me a small heart shaped candy box as she set the flowere in the floor. "I got what I wanted!" she grinned. Simple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 That works too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Duckett Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I finally remembered in time, and a few days ago I bought my wife a card. I put it in the console of my truck. This morning I took my truck in to see why the "check engine" light was staying on. It needs a new control module or something like that. They are keeping my truck overnight. So now my wife says "sure you did" I just can't ever win! Cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Miz Grizz and I bought ourselves 162 feet of 8 foot tall dog ear cedar fence. Candy flowers and a card would have been cheaper, but wouldn't have kept the dog in the yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I was watching Robin Mead on CNN. She said she's been married 19 years. I guess she got married at 12. Anyway, she said her husband forgot Valentines day once. She knew when he arrived home from work and gave her a single rose and a stuffed bear. She looked at it and said' "You stopped at the gas station on the way home and got this didn't you?" Busted!! With that attitude she deserves nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 When our first Valentine's Day was approaching, I told Ruby Kat that I don't do Valentine's Day! Problem solved. Almost 8 years together so I guess she has finally accepted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Ms. Mary Matilda got one of those slide bracelets for charms and beads; then out to supper and some great desert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Valentines Day was my very good friends daughters 16th birthday ...... ..... I gave her a "Get Well Soon" card .... 'cause it had a picture of a cute puppy on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 My wife is very frugal. Why she ever married me we don't know. Anyway, I went out to get her a card for Valentine's day. She is going to weight watchers, so candy is out, she does not wear perfume and will not wear clothing I purchase. Fine. I can live with all that. So a card is about it, maybe out to supper if she is in the mood. I looked over the selection of cards. What a wasteland of sentiment. None of them had anything near my feelings about her. Looking at the price on the back made the decision easier also. I stood there thinking, "Why am I doing this?" "I do not feel guilty about my relationship with her." "Why should I pay a card company my money to get a phony card that has no relationship to my feelings about my wife, to make me feel good about myself." I went home, told her of my decision and that I loved her dearly, and would gladly share what ever bounty was bestowed on us, but I was not going to buy a phony card for her. She agreed and went out in the kitchen and fixed my supper. Ya just gotta love that woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Howdy, Never put off til tomorrow what ya kin do the day after. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 We was gonna have a meeting about all this procrastin' stuff that's goin' on ....... .......... but we postponed it .... ....................... indefinately ... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 NOTICE TO THE SALOON! Wallaby Jack has just announced that the PROCRASTINATORS MEETING has been cancelled. INDEFINITELY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 ... no, no, no, ...... postponed not cancelled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I was gonna procrastinate today, but I think I'll put it off til tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I was gonna procrastinate today, but I think I'll put it off til tomorrow. ....... way to go ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I was gonna write a "letter to the editor" of my local newspaper about all the apathy in the world today ....... ...... but I couldn't be bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickahominy Charlie Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I was gonna write a "letter to the editor" of my local newspaper about all the apathy in the world today ....... ...... but I couldn't be bothered. Along the same lines...... It was said that Duke Basketball Coach, Mike Krzyzewski, once had the following conversation with a player during a timeout: Coach K: "What's the matter with you? Are you ignorant or just plain apathetic?" Player: "Coach, I don't know, and I don't care." Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Was going to add to this sooner , BUT I KEPT PUTTING IT OFF too much like WORK to be fun CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 ? My wife says I am indecisive. Perhaps I am. But I doubt it. You can never really be sure about something like that. And my wife is seldom wrong. But if I was indecisive, how would I know? I mean, would I sense something like that? Perhaps. Perhaps not. Hmmmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 :huh: CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 This year, I picked my wife up from work with both of my Grandsons. She just stared at me when I turned into the shopping mall and went into the Hallmark card Shop and asked her for a pen.... And I wonder why I sleep on the couch so much.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Thought this was going to be a reminder to do your taxes early this year for a change. Just so yer not sweatin it out April 15. I did my taxes early last year thank you very much... April 13. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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