Red Logan #12252 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 During my physical yesterday, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake." Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be some outdoors man!" "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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