Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 My wife asked me to go see the doctor and get some of those pills that would help me pay 'attention' to her. You should have seen the surprise on her face when I came home and pitched her a bottle of diet pills. I'm still looking for a place to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 :lol: Wildcat, I would pay hard money to see you beat him like a rented mule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Quick Badger!! Let's see if we can sell some tickets to the show!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 My wife asked me to go see the doctor and get some of those pills that would help me pay 'attention' to her. You should have seen the surprise on her face when I came home and pitched her a bottle of diet pills. I'm still looking for a place to live. This would be funny if I didn't think it were true!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 My wife asked me to go see the doctor and get some of those pills that would help me pay 'attention' to her. You should have seen the surprise on her face when I came home and pitched her a bottle of diet pills. I'm still looking for a place to live. Don't they understand that a voluminous appearance may be one of the reasons we don't pay attention to them anymore???? Sheeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Which network is the news story on? GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 13, 2012 Author Share Posted February 13, 2012 Alright, alright... just keep twisting that knife in my back. Go ahead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 And after she just posted a love note to you on facebook too! Bad Okie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 My wife asked me to go see the doctor and get some of those pills that would help me pay 'attention' to her. You should have seen the surprise on her face when I came home and pitched her a bottle of diet pills. I'm still looking for a place to live. Hay Pard I have a two room dog house ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Don't they understand that a voluminous appearance may be one of the reasons we don't pay attention to them anymore???? Sheeesh! hmm I think I will keep my mouth shut on that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 hmm I think I will keep my mouth shut on that one Well THERE'S a first. (Sorry Meg, couldn't resist. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 OOoooo.... Philly, you be in BIG trubba... Duck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Philly, I'm callin you out for being rude to Miss Meg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Well THERE'S a first. Incoming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Chance Morgun Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Gramma and grampa were watching little Bobby for a few hours. Bobby was playing outside in the sandbox. "What are you doing, Bobby?" "I'm going to stick these worms in the sand, Grampa." "Bobby, you can't stick worms in the sand." "I'll bet $5 I can." Now, grampa didn't want the money, but he accepted the bet. With that, Bobby took a worm and stretched it out and sprayed it with some hair spray. He waited a couple minutes, when stuck it in the sand. "Well, Bobby, you win, here's your $5." Grampa went inside. Twenty minutes later, he came out and gave Bobby $5. "Grampa, you all ready paid me." "That's from your gramma." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 hmm I think I will keep my mouth shut on that one OOOPPSS! I think I stuck my foot in my mouth................again :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 hmm I think I will keep my mouth shut on that one Ohhhh...Come on MM.......speak ya mind ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Got a free simple in da snail mail a few years back. Was gonna surpise Lady Hawk one night, but forgot it and the jeans holding that liitl blue pill got washed. Took two weeks to get dem things folded up ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Wow maybe cowboys aren't ALWAYS smart.... I'm remembering the time my hubby gave me diet pills for Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Wow maybe cowboys are ALWAYS smart.... I'm remembering the time my hubby gave me diet pills for Christmas Bet he lived on peanut butter sanmmichs along time ! :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Oh hell.... I've said worse.... I once, in a heated argument, told my wife that if it weren't for that thing between her legs, there'd be a bounty on her.... I knew I was wrong. I tried to grab those words as they left my mouth, right past my size 11's but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! They got away. I looked at her and said "Here comes the divorce".... She said "Nope! I'm gonna stay married to you and make you pay for that......" That was 1975.... We're still married.... Ya gotta love a woman who keeps her word....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 In 36 years I've learned to choose my words carefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 In 36 years I've learned to choose my words carefully I try, I really try, But I just can't seem to ever learn.............honest, Coach, it just slipped by.................Mea Culpa.......... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Here ya go, Pards! Pack lightly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat Carole Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Notice of public sale There will be a sale of various cowboy guns and equipment at the former residence of one OKIE Sawbones. Everything must go. All offers will be accepted! Wildcat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Now ya done it, OKIE! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 Gulp! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Well THERE'S a first. (Sorry Meg, couldn't resist. ) daaaaannnnng ouch on that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Notice of public sale There will be a sale of various cowboy guns and equipment at the former residence of one OKIE Sawbones. Everything must go. All offers will be accepted! Wildcat I've got 5 hunret and elebenty-seven dollars. How much will that git? Do you ship or do I gots ta come an git it? Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Well, it coulda been an estate sale.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Okie, I feel your pain. Several years back, my wife was back in Utah for a few weeks visiting our kids and grandkids while I stayed in California. When she got back home, there was a new mule in the barn. "What the heck is that?" she asked. I explained it was my new mule. "New mule!!! New mule! You don't need a new mule!!!" She was ready to kill me. I let her rant for a few minutes, then calmly said, "Sweetie, you were gone for almost a whole month and, to be honest, I needed the companionship." Yep...I was sleeping in the mule barn for several days after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Pack Saddle, you silver tongued devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 16, 2012 Author Share Posted February 16, 2012 Okie, I feel your pain. Several years back, my wife was back in Utah for a few weeks visiting our kids and grandkids while I stayed in California. When she got back home, there was a new mule in the barn. "What the heck is that?" she asked. I explained it was my new mule. "New mule!!! New mule! You don't need a new mule!!!" She was ready to kill me. I let her rant for a few minutes, then calmly said, "Sweetie, you were gone for almost a whole month and, to be honest, I needed the companionship." Yep...I was sleeping in the mule barn for several days after that. These women just don't seem to have a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 You just finding that out now. I thought that canoe that I got her for her birthday was right purdy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Okie, I feel your pain. Several years back, my wife was back in Utah for a few weeks visiting our kids and grandkids while I stayed in California. When she got back home, there was a new mule in the barn. "What the heck is that?" she asked. I explained it was my new mule. "New mule!!! New mule! You don't need a new mule!!!" She was ready to kill me. I let her rant for a few minutes, then calmly said, "Sweetie, you were gone for almost a whole month and, to be honest, I needed the companionship." Yep...I was sleeping in the mule barn for several days after that. Kinda done that me ownself years back. Was shoeing some qaurter runers for a client and bought a 2 year old from him and then came home and told SWMBO. Didn't turn out well . He was too straight legged and had a huge pair. He could only run about 100 yards before he got tired of hittin them. I did survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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