older folkx

[Red Logan #12252]

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She

picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.

 

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell

you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people

buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are

buying the cat food for your cat."

 

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back

to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to

buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we

cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of

old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that

you are buying the dog food for your dog."

 

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the

dog food.

 

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little

old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The

cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

 

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box

that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and

quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like Sh--

 

The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet

paper."

 

 

 

Don't mess with old people.