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FWIW it is not a joke, not photoshopped, but in fact is real and was debuted at the SHOT show today and is on Mossburg's website.

 

I dunno what they were thinking, but money they might have spent fixing the reliability issues of the gun wnt instead to plastic fantastic.

 

I can only imagine they hired some bootylicious, ghetto fabulous girl in a camo g-string bikini and one of Richard Petty's trademark hats to model it.

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FWIW it is not a joke, not photoshopped, but in fact is real and was debuted at the SHOT show today and is on Mossburg's website.

 

I dunno what they were thinking, but money they might have spent fixing the reliability issues of the gun wnt instead to plastic fantastic.

 

I can only imagine they hired some bootylicious, ghetto fabulous girl in a camo g-string bikini and one of Richard Petty's trademark hats to model it.

As Bad as Stogers Tacticool SXS shotgun last year. Adios Sgt. Jake
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Looks like they throwed assorted spare parts in box, shook it, and thats what fell out

 

They need to study veterinary science some. I mean really, there are limits to how far outside the species successful breeding can occur. This thing looks like a cross between a coyote and a lobster. Only in adolescent-written comic books do you expect such things.....

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Combine that with Stoeger's "tactical" SXS & "tactical" O/U and you have the start of the world's sillest and ugliest gun collection

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You guys have this ALL wrong and I'm going to let the cat out of the bag here so remember its a secret and dont tell anyone.

 

This gun was commissioned for the new ultra hush hush, extremely classified, soon to be announced movie in the Firefly/Serenity series and will be carried by the smoking hot Gina Torres to replace her cut down '92

 

 

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhi7k5txIK1qh7tg7o1_500.jpg

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Needs the holographic red dot with flip away magnifier along with laser, and flashlight on the on the rail system......oh, why not....add a vertical foregrip up there too. I can see em now.....levering away while holding on at that vertical grip with a sling system attached to the body harness while rappelling down the side of a glass skyscraper. Gotta have the black leather cowboy hat on to go with the action job tho. :D :D

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If you used the Mossbert "tactical" rifle, and the Stoeger "tactical" shotgun at a SASS match, it would just have to give you a tremendous "GAMER" advantage. Because.....the other folks on your possee would be laughing so hard it would take them twice as long to shoot the stages... :blink::lol:

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Only one word accurately describes this morphodite....

 

 

FUGLY!!!!

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You guys have this ALL wrong and I'm going to let the cat out of the bag here so remember its a secret and dont tell anyone.

 

This gun was commissioned for the new ultra hush hush, extremely classified, soon to be announced movie in the Firefly/Serenity series and will be carried by the smoking hot Gina Torres to replace her cut down '92

 

 

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhi7k5txIK1qh7tg7o1_500.jpg

 

I can support that!

 

(Or just about anything for Firefly!)

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I like it.

 

Certainly non-traditional but I have always agreed with Jeff Cooper that a 30-30 is close to the ideal urban defense gun.

 

Keep in mind that today's generation did not grow up watching TV Westerns every night.

 

I do question the design of the stock though. It seems like it drops too much and is too low to keep the cheek on the stock. I certainly reserve the right to change my mind after I handle it.

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There are things that make you Damn what where they thinking? That is definitely one that makes you go Damn what where they thinking?

But they will sell some. I see people ogling the Stoeger SXS with light rail all the time.

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Cowboys & Aliens ??? Space Cowboys??? Raiders of the Lost Parts Box??? If You Build It They Will Run???

 

Poster child for "don't drink & work on guns"

 

So a Winchester, an AR & a bottle of Scotch walk into a bar....

 

See why we need Breeding Permits.

 

Sales pitches, "It's a conversation starter". "None of your friends will ask to borrow it."

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My wife is not what we'd call a 'shooter' or gun lover,but she actually got mad at seeing that abomination. I never loved her more than at that moment ! :P

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Needs the holographic red dot with flip away magnifier along with laser, and flashlight on the on the rail system......oh, why not....add a vertical foregrip up there too. I can see em now.....levering away while holding on at that vertical grip with a sling system attached to the body harness while rappelling down the side of a glass skyscraper. Gotta have the black leather cowboy hat on to go with the action job tho. :D :D

Hmmm... "cowboy" in a corporate HQ glass tower.. Bruce Willis rides again?

"Yippie-ki-yay, mutha---" B):D

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