Subdeacon Joe Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/eb99/ If you're looking to win friends and influence people, we have the product that will launch you into super stardom. PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon. And as an added bonus, PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer actually santizes your hands, killing the germs you'll acquire when you shake the hands of all of those new friends you've just made. Get some today and remember what Homer said, "You don't win friends with salad." Ok.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horace Patootie, SASS #35798 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 My brother got some bacon flavored toothpaste for Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Easy there, Joe. What kind of web sites is your wife letting you visit? There is some seriously weird stuff there. I think I need to go work on my pickmeup now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 I don't know if I would want to smell like a pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 7, 2012 Author Share Posted January 7, 2012 Found the link on Facebook,Charlie. And "Thinkgeek" is well known for really weird stuff. It takes me the better part of a day and many washings to get the smell of bacon off my hands when I've been using it. Why anyone would intentionally want their hands to smell like bacon is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 As SQUEAKY says, EAT MOR CHIKN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Found the link on Facebook,Charlie. And "Thinkgeek" is well known for really weird stuff. It takes me the better part of a day and many washings to get the smell of bacon off my hands when I've been using it. Why anyone would intentionally want their hands to smell like bacon is beyond me. To make friends at the animal shelter?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Use it before you go bear huntin...you'll have to run like hell too keep the bears away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 It takes me the better part of a day and many washings to get the smell of bacon off my hands when I've been using it. Why anyone would intentionally want their hands to smell like bacon is beyond me. Big plus one. I have a box of surgical gloves I use for cleaning guns, and sometimes when I cook bacon I'll throw on a pair. My brother got some bacon flavored toothpaste for Christmas ?? I loves me some bacon, but...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Phil Peeno #50923 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Hmmmmm. BACON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Easy there, Joe. What kind of web sites is your wife letting you visit? There is some seriously weird stuff there. I think I need to go work on my pickmeup now. Its not all bad...I found some unicorn meat that I have searching for...You know how hard it is to find now a days... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Your dog at home will lick your skin off.. GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelve mile REB Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Doesn't sell very well in Alaska. The customers keep disappearing. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Doesn't sell very well in Alaska. The customers keep disappearing. 12 Wolves?? Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Wolves?? Texas Lizard Much bigger thangs than wolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 Much bigger thangs than wolves. Lawyers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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