Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Never complain, never explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Never ask if a women's pregnant. unless you see the babys head crowning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 If a dollar goes to the government... you'll never see it again. ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Redd Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Its better to have it an not need it.... then to need it and not have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 For an easier life, always plow around the stumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Bill Mathewson, 37826 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 When it comes to women it is better to want somthing you don't have than to have somthing you don't want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 If a dollar goes to the government... you'll never see it again. ts and they'll be back for another one, and another one, and another one ad infinitum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 ...never ask for permission, it easier to get forgiveness... ...do not pee into the wind... ...if you gotta ask how much, you can't afford it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward R S Canby, SASS#59971 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Don't name a critter you intend to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mal Content SASS#28374 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Never fry bacon nekkid. If you think OSHA is a small town in Wisconsin, you are in big trouble. Your past will never get any better than it is. I don't mind if you're stupid, just keep it to yourself. If you can't be on time, be early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 He who smelt it, dealt it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosey N Sloe Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 First liar aint got a chance around here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakey Merlot Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 1. Never forget your weapon was built by the lowest bidder. 2. Never draw fire. It irritates those around you. 3. Incoming fire always has the right-of-way. 4. If at first you don't succeed, call in Artillery and Air. 5. The cavalry doesn't alway come to the rescue. 6. Never dig for fresh water under the outhouse. Shakey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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