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Last Pome Alert of the year


Utah Bob #35998

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I calls thisn'....

 

Plan Ahead

 

It was biscuits and gravy and coffee so hot

You think you were burnin, but it’s okay, you’re not

Some smoky pork sausage and a glass of milk too

Why there’s no tellin now just how much I might do!

 

Maybe clean out the shed or do some wood stainin.

Dang near anything goes, it ain’t snowing or rainin.

There’s some oil needs changing and a door’s got a squeak.

I got enough energy here for a week.

 

Maybe I’ll clean the chimney or build me a fence.

Bein lazy this fine day just don’t make no sense.

On the other hand I might be just a bit rash.

It’s the end of the month and I ain’t got much cash.

 

Let me rethink my plans now…hey I got a hunch.

I’ll just sit down and plan what I’m havin for lunch. ;)

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"LET'S EAT"! :lol:

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Well its lunch time so we can have a beer

Oh dont look how fat i,m getting in the mirror

 

My clothes are starting to shrink for the dry heat

with this furnace running almost all the time

I think maybe I will have some Gin and some lime

 

There is so many calories in them there beers

Maybe I should just git red of all the mirrors

 

Now my holsters dont fit any more

And my back is starting to git sore

 

I am to tired to make a Gin so ill just take this beer I just found

Hell pards beers all around ! B)

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