Pigeonroost Slim , #36403 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I thought the theme song was this other'n.... Dooley was a good old man he lived below the mill Dooley had two daughters and a forty gallon still One gal watched the boiler the other watched the spout Mama corked the bottles when old Dooley fetched them out Dooley slippin' up the holler Dooley tryin' to make a dollar Dooley give me a swallow and I'll pay you back some day The revenuers came for him a slippin' through the woods Dooley kept behind them all and never lost his goods Now Dooley was a trader when into town he'd come Sugar by the bushel and molasses by the ton Dooley slippin' up the holler... Well I remember very well the day old Dooley died The woman folk felt sorry and the men stood round and cried Now Dooley's on the mountain he lies there all alone They put a jug beside him and a barrel for a stone Dooley slippin' up the holler... Dooley slippin' up the holler... Dooley was a good old man he lived below the mill Dooley had two daughters and a forty gallon still One gal watched the boiler the other watched the spout Mama corked the bottles when old Dooley fetched them out Dooley slippin' up the holler Dooley tryin' to make a dollar Dooley give me a swallow and I'll pay you back some day The revenuers came for him a slippin' through the wood Dooley kept behind them all and never lost his good Now Dooley was a trader when into town he'd come Sugar by the bushel and molasses by the ton Dooley slippin' up the holler... Well I remember very well the day old Dooley died The woman folk felt sorry and the men stood round and cried Now Dooley's on the mountain he lies there all alone They put a jug beside him and a barrel for a stone Dooley slippin' up the holler... Dooley slippin' up the holler... prs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Some feller once said I was bi-lligerant. Guess that's when both sides ah yer brain gits Pee'd off at the same time. Dude - English!!!! OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 Dude - English!!!! OY! Englash whut? I ain't be no englash, we woopd em yars ago an now thy thank we pards. I be a bonny fidy US citzen buorn n razed. Ain't no dude neether, bin roun longer than ewe yong feller, So now, whut y'all fixen on sayn huh? Speek up sun. Oy???? dad ya dun fart?? s'ok, happins ta mi all'tyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 English what? I ain't no english, we beat them yars ago and now they think we pards. I'm a bonny fidy US citzen born n razed. Ain't no dude neether, bin roun longer than you yong feller, So now, what y'all fixen on sayin huh? Speek up sun. Whatever...just thinkin that your Cowboy Slang is a bit silly. A little is funny...a lot is just kinda sad. And congrats on being around longer...send me yer address and I'll send you a pretty little badge. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosscut hardy Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Hey Rockridge, heres hopin you shoot Gunfighter, if so, one day you might be inducted into Jedi Gunfighter bunch, also Dooley gang. You might just qualify for Dooley gang, they let me and Griz join. Bet you and me might just get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Dude - English!!!! OY! Ahhh, hellfire, Phantom! He already said his name was Johnson....... I think we have a positive ID here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Phantom, If his hook sets much deeper you're gonna have a big hole in your cheek Harvey Who's thinkin' Rockridge has entertained himself (mostly) and us (a little) long enough - it was funny and ironic for a good bit (who really got their panties in a wad?), but time to let it rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Englash whut? I ain't be no englash, we woopd em yars ago an now thy thank we pards. I be a bonny fidy US citzen buorn n razed. Ain't no dude neether, bin roun longer than ewe yong feller, So now, whut y'all fixen on sayn huh? Speek up sun. Oy???? dad ya dun fart?? s'ok, happins ta mi all'tyme. Hey Phantom, I think he's writing in cowboy ebonics. Regards, Allie Mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 Well, thanks all, Hope we've had a little fun. I've just been trying to provide a little levity in an all together too serious and sad world. You Dooley's sound like y'all might be jest fine, but I still got some doubts about prancin around in a purple arm band, might tarnish my stellar reputation. And Yes, I've shot Gunfighter on on occasion. Phantom old bean, if you'd prefer the Queen's most proper and stuffy English, I'd say dear chappy that your a bit of an old pooh in the punch bowl. Bit too too much starch in your knickers old fellow? I'll close now and wish you all a Very Happy New Years. Maybe we'll meet on the trail somewhere. May God Bless Y'all, He's sure Blessed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Well, thanks all, Hope we've had a little fun. I've just been trying to provide a little levity in an all together too serious and sad world. You Dooley's sound like y'all might be jest fine, but I still got some doubts about prancin around in a purple arm band, might tarnish my stellar reputation. And Yes, I've shot Gunfighter on on occasion. Phantom old bean, if you'd prefer the Queen's most proper and stuffy English, I'd say dear chappy that your a bit of an old pooh in the punch bowl. Bit too too much starch in your knickers old fellow? I'll close now and wish you all a Very Happy New Years. Maybe we'll meet on the trail somewhere. May God Bless Y'all, He's sure Blessed me. I think the prancing is optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 I was wromg tex would never say hes sorry for stiring the pot! Sorry? I ain't sorry 'bout nothin, just run this string out and time to quit. Via Con Dios Pard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 I think the prancing is optional. "Whut inna Wild Wild World of Sports isa goin on here........................" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 But you gotta include the prancin' for those all-important style points! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Finally...english. My work here is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Montana, SASS #23907 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Rockridge, I quite appreciate your input and your command of the language. Your prose seems quite familiar, your accent rings a bell, like I've heard it before. I forget the old geezers name, 'bout 10 years back, here on the wire, he was a half brother to Manatee. You wouldn't happen to be a member of the sea mammal clan would ya? Deja Vous all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother King, SASS #69031 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Finally...english. My work here is done. Now see if you can get Cheyenne Culpepper to install spell check and the entire SASS WAHR will host a toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Now see if you can get Cheyenne Culpepper to install spell check and the entire SASS WAHR will host a toast. Hear hear! I'm buying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Rockridge, I quite appreciate your input and your command of the language. Your prose seems quite familiar, your accent rings a bell, like I've heard it before. I forget the old geezers name, 'bout 10 years back, here on the wire, he was a half brother to Manatee. You wouldn't happen to be a member of the sea mammal clan would ya? Deja Vous all over again! Oh no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 Rockridge, I quite appreciate your input and your command of the language. Your prose seems quite familiar, your accent rings a bell, like I've heard it before. I forget the old geezers name, 'bout 10 years back, here on the wire, he was a half brother to Manatee. You wouldn't happen to be a member of the sea mammal clan would ya? Deja Vous all over again! I'm an unclaimed spawn of the Johnson clan. I ain't got not damned relation to Mr. Sea Cow. Please do not bring that individual up in any conversation related to me again. Haarummp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 Hear hear! I'm buying! Greetins Miss Allie, I remembered another individual from HS. Powder Bern. Ya also reminded me of when they gave Elk Butt the stuffed (deer)butt at the awards ceremony. "Must be Present to Win" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 I haf an advershun ta water, swimin er bathen init, er drinkin et, et's not helthy. Fish fornikate in et. Figgerin thot's watts ta mattar wit thot ol sea cow feller - two mach water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Greetins Miss Allie, I remembered another individual from HS. Powder Bern. Ya also reminded me of when they gave Elk Butt the stuffed (deer)butt at the awards ceremony. "Must be Present to Win" Hi Rocky, Powder Bern was a "world-class" Lady Modern shooter. I haven't seen her or her husband, J.C. Boggs, in a few years. Last I heard, J.C. had some serious back issues. Do you remember Diamond Dick, who is the TG for River City Regulators (Yolo Sportsman's Range)? He was inducted into the SASS Hall of Fame at the Convention this year. Unfortunately, he is very ill with a blood disorder similar to leukemia. Regards, Allie Mo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Rockridge, I quite appreciate your input and your command of the language. Your prose seems quite familiar, your accent rings a bell, like I've heard it before. I forget the old geezers name, 'bout 10 years back, here on the wire, he was a half brother to Manatee. You wouldn't happen to be a member of the sea mammal clan would ya? Deja Vous all over again! I think ya meant Deja Vu. Deja Vous is over in the Saloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 Hi Rocky, Powder Bern was a "world-class" Lady Modern shooter. I haven't seen her or her husband, J.C. Boggs, in a few years. Last I heard, J.C. had some serious back issues. Do you remember Diamond Dick, who is the TG for River City Regulators (Yolo Sportsman's Range)? He was inducted into the SASS Hall of Fame at the Convention this year. Unfortunately, he is very ill with a blood disorder similar to leukemia. Regards, Allie Mo I do remember old Diamond Dick. Very sorry to hear he and J.C. are ailing. Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Montana, SASS #23907 Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 That's why you're so familiar. Yer the offspring of mah 'ole cousin' Chubby Johnson who got hisself kilt a few years ago in a Deadwood brothel. Ifn' ya git ta driftin' back this way soon, ah cud use sum hep wif an 'ole '97 dats bin actin' up. Ah'm still holdin' yer Christmas present too! Haarumph, Haarumph!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 That's why you're so familiar. Yer the offspring of mah 'ole cousin' Chubby Johnson who got hisself kilt a few years ago in a Deadwood brothel. Ifn' ya git ta driftin' back this way soon, ah cud use sum hep wif an 'ole '97 dats bin actin' up. Ah'm still holdin' yer Christmas present too! Haarumph, Haarumph!! Wel o'l seccund Cuz, I thin I liks ya jest fine, jist don brang up that o'l sea cow heffer ani mor. Yer betr wattch tho er o'l Phantom ann hiz ol englash naztis be camplanin bout ha yer tauks. Haarump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom, SASS #54973 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Wel o'l seccund Cuz, I thin I liks ya jest fine, jist don brang up that o'l sea cow heffer ani mor. Yer betr wattch tho er o'l Phantom ann hiz ol englash naztis be camplanin bout ha yer tauks. Haarump! No...actually adding a little flavor to the post is understandable...writin the whole post with "flavor" is retarded...IMNSHO. Gee...wunder why younger folks think this game is not fer them... Cheers! Phantom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Rockridge, due to my bad manners I have not welcomed you back to the wire and to shooting SASS again...I would like to invite You and Yours to the Bar 3 Ranch, a night shoot with the Dammits (know Laylow would be proud)or a ride on the Jedi Spaceship of Gun fighters... We are all just trying to make our weekend fantasy part of going through life...I don't read or write very well and don't understand some of the things you spoke of ----MAYBE--- someday you will attend CAC and you can explain things yourself....it is a lot easier to explain in person.. I am sorry again I did not respond first on this thread BUT I was in Oregon learning how to ride a horse better and having a shooting school for SASS. Things have changed a bit in the last 10 years and I or eveyone else in SASS will be glad to help you adjust into your new beginning with SASS.. Grab your best buddy, your camping gear and come on out to End of Trail this year,,come on out to the Ranch and shoot with us,,we would be proud to visit and spend a great weekend together... Thanks T-Bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 Rockridge, due to my bad manners I have not welcomed you back to the wire and to shooting SASS again...I would like to invite You and Yours to the Bar 3 Ranch, a night shoot with the Dammits (know Laylow would be proud)or a ride on the Jedi Spaceship of Gun fighters... We are all just trying to make our weekend fantasy part of going through life...I don't read or write very well and don't understand some of the things you spoke of ----MAYBE--- someday you will attend CAC and you can explain things yourself....it is a lot easier to explain in person.. I am sorry again I did not respond first on this thread BUT I was in Oregon learning how to ride a horse better and having a shooting school for SASS. Things have changed a bit in the last 10 years and I or eveyone else in SASS will be glad to help you adjust into your new beginning with SASS.. Grab your best buddy, your camping gear and come on out to End of Trail this year,,come on out to the Ranch and shoot with us,,we would be proud to visit and spend a great weekend together... Thanks T-Bone Howdy Colonel, Much Thanks fer the invite. I mite take ya up on it some day. EOT is in a part of the territory I have travelled greatly and darly lov. But I also don't like crouds and don't git long with big bunches a folk 2 well (tell yer a litle secreat, I'm rite shi, butt don tell no un) But I likes whiskie an guud fok. seams lik yer gott a lott a gud fok in yer gang. Likt ta meet um sum time. Soory ta here ya was in Oregun Territori an dident mak er ta Washingtun. The fok in the eastern providence a WA is darn nice an we no ha ta ride an rope too. Be carful bout them westies tho, specilly a feller namin Mud Flat Mike, but his woman Nellie Belle's a rite gud woman. Com on up an shoot with us in Rattlesnake Gulch Somestime. Via Con Dios, Hope We Meets ona Trail somestyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Montana, SASS #23907 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 No...actually adding a little flavor to the post is understandable...writin the whole post with "flavor" is retarded...IMNSHO. Gee...wunder why younger folks think this game is not fer them... Cheers! Phantom Mr. Rockridge Sir: Aye Guv'nr we never got a "HAARUUMPH!" from this guy. U ain't gonna git a rope like fer the last guy that didn't haaruumph is ya? Iffn dat suns or sons is gitten to ya mebbe this'l hep. Try closing your eyes and click your spurs 3 times while saying, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home" if that doesn't work chant like Mr. Wizard, "Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle drone time for this one to come home". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Represented the Dooley Gang Saturday nite at a practice shoot in Racine, WI. I proudly wore my purple arm band! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockridge,SASS #8763 Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 Represented the Dooley Gang Saturday nite at a practice shoot in Racine, WI. I proudly wore my purple arm band! Was Ya a Prancin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Was Ya a Prancin? Yeeee Hawww!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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