Growing Up in Otero County Colorado

[Red Logan #12252]

Mexican Words Of The Day

The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence:

 

1. *Cheese*

Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

 

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in tha car dare's not mushroom.

 

3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanna to become a citizen, but che doe no know how to read,

so I shoulder.

 

4. * Texas *

When I'm naw home, my fren always Texas me. Che wonders where I am!

 

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece, den che got herpes.

 

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju wen to see sum guy.

July to me! Julyer!

 

7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

 

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to tha store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.

 

9. *Wheelchair*

We only haf one enchilada left but doan worry, wheelchair.

 

10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

 

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women.

I tole her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me."

 

 

12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick tha bishop.

 

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to tha club but no body wash my kids.

 

14. *Budweiser*

Dat women has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?