Red Logan #12252 Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, a cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up your ass, 10 coupons to KFC and an "Obama Hope" bumper sticker. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon. Quote
Big Jake1001 Posted December 25, 2011 Posted December 25, 2011 (edited) Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, a cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up your ass, 10 coupons to KFC and an "Obama Hope" bumper sticker. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon. I got that package last year. The tomato seeds didn't grow. The cornbread mix had meal worms in it...threw it out. The prayer rug had all the prayers used up already. The machine to blow smoke up my ass only blew HOT air. The 10 KFC coupons were expired. The OBAMA HOPE sticker slid off my bumper (Old Glue)and got me a ticket for littering. As for directions in Spanish, I live in SoCal so the directions were in Vietnamese. I Hope next year we'll see a better package. I'm hoping for a Change. Just sayin' Big Jake Edited December 25, 2011 by Big Jake1001 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 .... the cheque they sended to me is still bouncin' ...... Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 26, 2011 Posted December 26, 2011 .... the cheque they sended to me is still bouncin' ...... Geez...even out foreign aid ain't any good.... GG ~ Quote
Clueless Bob Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 The bumper sticker I kept. It got by the auto correct somehow, but I'm not complaining. Instead of Obama Hope, it says OBAMA NOPE!!! Quote
Texas Phil Peeno #50923 Posted December 27, 2011 Posted December 27, 2011 It contained two tomato seeds, a cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up your ass, 10 coupons to KFC and an "Obama Hope" bumper sticker. I got an answer for my prayers. The voice said, "Good luck finding 72 super hot female virgins." I was crushed. Quote
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