Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a Christmas flavor in order to get in. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is allowed entry to Heaven. The second man offers a bow and some ribbon, from presents that were opened earlier that evening. He too is allowed entry to Heaven. The third man reaches into his pocket and produces a pair of panties. St. Peter sternly asks what they have to do with Christmas? Oh, they're Carol's. And he was allowed into heaven... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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